the laser piss beam of death

A term that can be related with Alfred Coleman/paperboxhouse’s role as dr robotnik in snapcube’s sonic adventure 2 fan dub during eggman’s twitter announcement. This term can be used to flex the shit on someone you are about to verbally in real life or physically in a video game destroy.

Face the laser piss beam of death you moron

by JackerEgg July 4, 2024

My cup of piss

The opposite of the phrase "Not my cup of tea" aka: Something you enjoy despite it being objectively pretty awful.

"I don't know why you even like that show, it's awful!!!"
"I know it's bad, but it's my cup of piss."

by Crackhead Professor January 23, 2022

Pissed

Pissed (English) Drunk, intoxicated, inebriated

I was so pissed last night, I accidentally gave money to a Donald Trump grift.

by Dibdabdeb August 11, 2022

Piss cloud

Referring to a cloud of urine that has evaporated into the air. Usually occurs in large cities like New York and San Francisco.

I was on my way to work this morning and as I got off the train I walked through a Piss cloud.

by DeezIdeas August 8, 2021

Piss on the Floor

Slang for a big, disgusting mess. It can be used to refer to something that’s actually physically filthy, or something that’s just a mess. Similar to saying that something is “like a trainwreck.”

Jackie: “Did you see the school play?”
Wilson: “Yeah! It was such a piss on the floor this year”

by Robby_ April 11, 2024

piss cards

When you're playing cards with drunk people, and somebody who just peed without washing their hands become the dealer.

Nah man, you keep them... I don't need any piss cards, decks aren't that expensive.

by itstheimplication May 18, 2015

piss bitch

A: Someone who is a salty asshole.

B: Someone who talks a lot of game but is too scared to actually do anything.

C: Someone whining and complaining about something so miniscule that it makes them look like a baby.

A-
Salty asshole: "Wow, you suck at everything, I bet I could beat you harder than I beat your moms pussy"
Smart guy: "Man, you're such a little piss bitch"

B-
No life pussy: "Meet me at the park, I'll pop you in the head"
Cool person: "Bet"
*No life pussy doesn't show up*
Cool person: Man, what a piss bitch.

C-
Idiotic man-child: "Oh my god! You've offended me! I'm gonna make a twitter post!"
Person existing: "Stop being such a piss bitch, bro."

by thesmartguywithbigbrainsandnut November 5, 2022