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The Texas Backhand 

When a girl/guy gives a handjob, they turn their hand so that their thumb is pointing down, then grab the penis :)
"Hey, wanna give me The Texas Backhand?"
The Texas Backhand by Susana March 5, 2006

The Tuna Club 

Highly prestigious fishing club located on Santa Catalina Island in Avalon. Members are mostly middle-aged to old men residing in southern California cities like Newport Beach, Laguna Beach, Dana Point who have more than enough money to fill the oceans they live in. Just to be a possible candidate for the club, you have to pay approx. $3000 a month and extra to be in tournaments. You get nothing but a club house in return, which isn't much help; you can't stay there and women are forbidden from the 2nd floor. So, not only do you have to pay the initial costs, but you have to own a yacht which you must provide with fuel to get there and back at least 3 times a year. Not that pleasant to be at the club house either with such a strict dress code: no jeans, no bare shoulders, close toed shoes... However, they do throw outrageously expensive and amazing parties in which they all drink so much the kids can do whatever they want (can you say martinis? Charge 'em on my dad's account).
Person A: So you and your dad golfing this weekend?
Person B: Doubt it. Father's Day weekend: The Tuna Club Opening Day.
Person A: Dude, bring me? I could use a wild weekend.
Person B: Only if you don't hurl on my mom's Manolo's again. She'll kill you.
Person A: Oh, that's right. Forgot about that damn dress code. Nah, my dad and I'll hit up the course out there, but I don't go to Catalina with oxfords and dress pants. I go with my rainbows, trunks, and tank tops.

Lady and the Tramp

A sexual act in which a man receives simultaneous oral sex and analingus from two female partners.

The name is a reference both to the scene in the Disney Movie of the same title in which Lady and the Tramp slurp opposite ends of the same spaghetti, and also a way of naming the two women involved: the "lady" (performing the blowjob) and the "tramp" (performing the rimjob).
He got those two sisters SO drunk that during the threesome they gave him a Lady and the Tramp.

The Times 

British newspaper which is traditionally printed in broadsheet, but has now taken to also printing in a tabloid size after realising that no one was really buying and trying to appeal to younger readings.
Changes it's support depending on what it feels. Currently supports the Conservatives but supported Labour in the 2001 and 2005 general elections

Same person who owns The Times also owns The Sun and generally has the same journalists writing for both but under different names to make it seem as though they are seperate entites.
The Times has a crap readership and relies on The Sun being sold and used for advertising so it can make up for it's losses.
The Times by ProNinja January 14, 2009

head for the tall grass 

To hide, or make oneself scarce when trouble goes down.
When the shit goes down, don't let me catch you heading for the tall grass, pussy. Stand with me and be a man!
head for the tall grass by Diggler December 23, 2004

The Three B's 

Everything required for a happy existance: Booze, Babes, and Bud.
I got The Three B's, so life is good!
The Three B's by pinkfloydfan February 10, 2008