Budapest Syndrome is an aquried disease contracted in general by the male international student population of Budapest, Hungary.
It is closely related to "One bull-many heifers disease" and "King of the Hillitis inflammation of the brain."
The cause is suspected to be the unequal ratio of men vs women in the student population, approx 1:5.
In consequence every half baked village idiot can have more girls then he can handle. This is suspected to be the triggering factor in most cases resulting in a systemic case of BS.
Prognosis: The disease usually resolves when the patient concludes his studies and moves back to his home country, as the male:female population will be more equalized and the women will have more options to choose from and consequently will not show interest in the BS patient. In consequence a majority of patients struggle with depression and chronic tendinitis of their right hand. The personality can recover over time, researchers are currently preforming controlled experiments on mice to find ways to speed up this process. So to all affected readers: there is hope.
It is closely related to "One bull-many heifers disease" and "King of the Hillitis inflammation of the brain."
The cause is suspected to be the unequal ratio of men vs women in the student population, approx 1:5.
In consequence every half baked village idiot can have more girls then he can handle. This is suspected to be the triggering factor in most cases resulting in a systemic case of BS.
Prognosis: The disease usually resolves when the patient concludes his studies and moves back to his home country, as the male:female population will be more equalized and the women will have more options to choose from and consequently will not show interest in the BS patient. In consequence a majority of patients struggle with depression and chronic tendinitis of their right hand. The personality can recover over time, researchers are currently preforming controlled experiments on mice to find ways to speed up this process. So to all affected readers: there is hope.
Clinical signs: Running from place to place trying to engange in coitus with as many females as possible. As special gait is observed in this phase (Reference:Tennesee walking horse.) Overlapping relationships and sneaking around is also typical of Budapest syndrome (BS). A wide eyed and innocent expression while buying condoms and/or booze can give an early indication. As the disease progresses symptoms become more severe including bouts of extreme vanity, selfishness, and general man-whoring. The male will often spend a lot of time and effort earning the females trust, for then pulling a vanishing act when he finally gets in her pants. (Classical sign often refered to as grooming) When the patient is confronted about his behaviour he will not take responsibilty or show remorse. BS males will often gang up to provide alibies and pat eachother on the back. This is known as "rat-packing" by females and researchers.
Pathological lesions.: In mild cases degenration of neurons, long fingers and oral diahrrea can be seen. Using words like babe and doll to every female in sight is a typical marker. In chronic and more severe cases: complete atrophy of the vertebrae and necrosis of the heart, and a irreversibly enlarged head. Not to be mistaken for hydrocephalus. To differentiate adminster an infusion of kindness or compliments. If the patients head explode BS can be confirmed. If this method is not preffered a simple X-ray can also confirm the diagnosis as no spine will be seen.
Pathological lesions.: In mild cases degenration of neurons, long fingers and oral diahrrea can be seen. Using words like babe and doll to every female in sight is a typical marker. In chronic and more severe cases: complete atrophy of the vertebrae and necrosis of the heart, and a irreversibly enlarged head. Not to be mistaken for hydrocephalus. To differentiate adminster an infusion of kindness or compliments. If the patients head explode BS can be confirmed. If this method is not preffered a simple X-ray can also confirm the diagnosis as no spine will be seen.
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It is highly recommended to see a therapist immediately, should a person contract this formidable syndrome.
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Bob: Oh hey Mike! What's u—
Mike: GO AWAY BOB!! I KNOW YOU'RE THE IMPOSTER
Bob: What?! What are you even on about?
Mike: SHUT IT BOB, YOU SUS!!!!!
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Mike: Ohhhh but that's what you want me to do, right? I bet the therapist is secretly an imposter waiting to kill me and you two are lovers working together. That's it I'm calling a meeting.
Bob: I... I have no words...
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Bob: What?! What are you even on about?
Mike: SHUT IT BOB, YOU SUS!!!!!
Bob: Jesus Mike you sound like you have Among Us syndrome, you seriously need to go see a therapist.
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Bob: I... I have no words...
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Level 1: The most mild form of NGS. This from of the disease usually occurs with a man who has been rejected for the first time. Symptoms include: anxiety, depression, irrational fear, lack of necessary social skills, and total obliviousness to how women work. If this man were to try to approach a women, he will come off as a "creep" to this woman, for he will probably use the wrong choice of words. He will also have body language that will make him appear as if he is a "stalker." He is probably just a man who has yet to "come out of his shell."
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Level 2: A slightly more severe form of NGS, most common men over 21. Symptoms include: passive aggression, intense frustration, resentment towards women, obliviousness of how the world works, and contemplations of revenge. This man will successfully convince his female victim to become his friend. After the nice guy confesses his feelings, she'll politely reject him. He'll call her out; claiming she only likes to date "douchebags" or "badasses." He'll soon start using derogatory words. The nice guy will return home and start masturbating to silicone-enhanced porn stars. He will google the term "nice guy." He will most likely give the web definitions a "thumbs down," as he is probably a nervous wreck who can't "take a joke."
Level 1: The most mild form of NGS. This from of the disease usually occurs with a man who has been rejected for the first time. Symptoms include: anxiety, depression, irrational fear, lack of necessary social skills, and total obliviousness to how women work. If this man were to try to approach a women, he will come off as a "creep" to this woman, for he will probably use the wrong choice of words. He will also have body language that will make him appear as if he is a "stalker." He is probably just a man who has yet to "come out of his shell."
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Level 2: A slightly more severe form of NGS, most common men over 21. Symptoms include: passive aggression, intense frustration, resentment towards women, obliviousness of how the world works, and contemplations of revenge. This man will successfully convince his female victim to become his friend. After the nice guy confesses his feelings, she'll politely reject him. He'll call her out; claiming she only likes to date "douchebags" or "badasses." He'll soon start using derogatory words. The nice guy will return home and start masturbating to silicone-enhanced porn stars. He will google the term "nice guy." He will most likely give the web definitions a "thumbs down," as he is probably a nervous wreck who can't "take a joke."
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Sally and all of her friends are at a swinging high school get-together. Everyone is enjoying themselves; everyone that is... except for Sally.
Sally: Hey, so what's Billy up to tonight?
Friend X: Billy? I dunno. (while taking a shot)
<one minute later>
Sally: I just texted him! He says he's having people over. We should go!
Friend X: Why?
Sally: I don't know. I'm bored. Let's check it out. (looking nonchalant)
Friend X: Ugh. Fine. (turning to Friend Y) We're going to Billy's.
Friend Y: Looks like another night ruined by BPS (Better Party Syndrome).
Sally: Hey, so what's Billy up to tonight?
Friend X: Billy? I dunno. (while taking a shot)
<one minute later>
Sally: I just texted him! He says he's having people over. We should go!
Friend X: Why?
Sally: I don't know. I'm bored. Let's check it out. (looking nonchalant)
Friend X: Ugh. Fine. (turning to Friend Y) We're going to Billy's.
Friend Y: Looks like another night ruined by BPS (Better Party Syndrome).
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