Parked

Adj.

Modern slang meaning boring or uneventful; can be used to people or places.

Person 1: They aint really got nothing going on here besides Yeat's trash ass music

Person 2: Naw for real bruh this function parked as fuck

by snyplibitus May 13, 2024

Parking Deck Pounder

When you engage in consensual sex underneath the stairs of a parking deck for a pounder (16oz beer) to keep the buzz going, knowing full well you will claim you were raped after that sweet buzz wears off.

Dude, did you see that hobo giving Mary the Parking Deck Pounder?! It’s a shame she’s just going to try to get him arrested when the shakes set in.

by Tolonoman February 25, 2023

Signal iduna park

Borussia Dortmund's home ground with one of the best atmospheres you can find in Europe. Worth a visit by a neutral fan as they also play exciting games.

Did you go to the Signal Iduna Park yesterday?

Yeah Dortmund beat Augsburg 4-3 and we even saw 3 goals in 3 minutes

by Honest Liverpool fan January 25, 2023

sansom park

A small town in a Fort Worth Texas suburb. Meth heads and trailer trash is all you will find sprinkled with Hispanics . It would take the whole town to produce one full set of teeth.

Never a place for a vacation.

Do you know where to score some meth in Sansom Park?
Yes, try the game room.

by VET bitch December 28, 2016

Park Your BMW

Park your B*tch, Moan and Whine

A response to someone complaining too much. "Oh just do it and park your BMW."

by Tessed1 March 17, 2025

parking lot bj

When an otto gets a blow job in a taco bell parking lot , by a attractive girl with big titties

did you see that otto . He got a parking lot bj last night in the taco bell parking lot by some hot chick.

by crank stick 70 February 17, 2015

hamilton park montessori school

The town shithole. We got the annoying kids, and not much else. We all hate it here and the teachers are ass other than one. We all cant wait to leave. It was good until 5th grade.

Im finnaly leaving hamilton park montessori school lets fucking goo

by Idontfixk October 17, 2023