Giselle Martinez Ian and I played basketball yesterday we won $16,000,000 and we bought a Bugatti Divo
Shiel hen you suck at that game
Shiel hen you suck at that game
by anonymous June 1, 2024
Get the You suckmug. "Taylor did u perform suck on sister." Taylors dad asks
"Yes"i put my 5 millimetre penis in her 20 meter wide vagina and now she will have a deformed baby who is autistic
"Yes"i put my 5 millimetre penis in her 20 meter wide vagina and now she will have a deformed baby who is autistic
by Takeituptheass69 October 5, 2019
Get the Suckmug. by anonymous December 15, 2023
Get the What sucks?mug. National Suck Dick Day falls on July 31st to celebrate LGBTQ+ heritage in San Fransisco. It is a fringe subset, following the pride month of June. It signals the end of the month with a "bang". ;)
Brandon: Hey what are you doing today?
Eugene: I'm celebrating the 31st, National Suck Dick Day!
Brandon: Oh shoot was that today??? I forgot my Listerine.
Eugene: I'm celebrating the 31st, National Suck Dick Day!
Brandon: Oh shoot was that today??? I forgot my Listerine.
by Eugene Platter June 22, 2021
Get the National Suck Dick Daymug. While I'm KFC, you start to eat the door handle, and erotically moan very loudly, this then causes an up roar, and you start to take the door handle up the bum until it either hurts or you get pulled off. Now, you order your food and walk away like nothing happned.
by OzzyOddBalls November 21, 2016
Get the chicken munching iron suckmug. by BabyFaceDan20 November 19, 2020
Get the Luckier than a sucked dickmug. 