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Sweet Water 

If you plan on incestful intercourses, then Sweet Water is right up your alley! Without shit to do except go to parties in every other city, these broke ass citizens just park in fields or hangout on back roads. Full of whores and yee-yee miget dick, they drive around the city blaring their exaught to increase penis size and attract the easiest women in town. If you’re looking for cheap rent or women, then this “family friendly” location is the perfect place for you.
Random person: "Did you go to Sweet Water High School?"
Sweet Water person: "Nah I went went to Thomasville."
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Smoke on the Water Drunk 

When someone gets very intoxicated and begins singing the song "Smoke on the Water" by the band Deep Purple.

This can happy in any event where a person who cannot hold their liquor is drinking.

The song is often times sung very loudly and in a manner that ruins fun for any one in the area.
Will: Smoooooooke on the Waaaaaaater!

Pat: He's Smoke on the Water Drunk

cats on water

1.unexpected; ironic

also meaning

2.wet pussy; wet vagina
1.Damn never thought I'd see pigs fly how cats on water.

2. Damn that's sure is one slutty slut she must be cats on water.
cats on water by K6669 September 24, 2010

Frat Water 

The water that is derived from day old ice which has pooled into the trough under the keg.

If left outside, this water must contain at least one cigarette butt, bug and/or noticeable dirtiness. If left inside there are no requirements, but the water is considered majestically fratty if there are cigarettes in it.
I decided i needed to turn up the frat-meter and take a shot of frat water with mikey jays and it got fratted out of my B hole, REAL QUICK LIKE!
Frat Water by CLE SMAK EE July 28, 2009

Tap water 

Liquid distributed on a widespread basis to the world in a plan to slowly kill Braincells and cleanse the minds of meme lords across the globe by the government
Yo did you see Jeff today?

No man he’s been drinking that tap water
Tap water by Dawty May 21, 2018

Monkey Water 

The fluid secreted from the penis during intercourse before climax

Good for lubrication but can often lead to pregnancy
Oh no baby I got you pregnant with my monkey water
Monkey Water by RealismIsKey November 21, 2019

ass water 

the water that spray-fully ejects from the ass hole once it has been filled by a forceful current. such currents could include hoses, jets in pools or hot tubs, or faucets.
hey everyone, I just accidentally rubbed up against a jet... watch the ass water that comes out!