cunt, two, three

the method when dealing with cunts

yeah i know them... cunt, two, three.

by yousaidwriteapseudonym February 11, 2021

two meat slapping

The penis and the vagina or even a man’s anus doing the thing together. Feeling sexually aroused

I heard two meat slapping against each other!

by hornyfujoshi February 16, 2021

level two earring

A piercing slightly above and behind where an earring would normally go. Usually the second piercing on the same ear lobe.

Oh my God, did you see Kaylee's level two earrings? So cute!

by JcBadd February 16, 2021

Sixty Two

An attempt at spelling 62 in word format, but forgetting the hyphen, so it just shows up as 60 2.

John: Hey, could you buy me Sixty Two pencils for the school year?
Gina: How many?

by No, you don't get to know. February 23, 2021

two pennies and a half smoked cigarette

The amount of payment you are willing to give to a cheap hooker with leprosy; how much you'd would give your best friend for a blowjob from them

"I payed Betty two pennies and a half smoked cigarette for a blowjob, but only got herpes out of it."

by McDonalds Pizza February 24, 2021

Tahiti Two-Step

Twister, but every other square is covered in one of three substances; human defecant, ejaculant, or urinate.

Person 1: I heard you took a vacation to French Polynesia. How was it?
Person 2: It was great, I learned this game called the Tahiti Two-Step.
Person 1: Wow that sure sounds fun.

by Khanituss March 6, 2021

two-second fight

A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds

An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.

by youngleftyguy March 8, 2021