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Two flys smashed

You have no worth or your worthless
Man dat boy ain’t worth two flys smashed

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Man q ain’t worth two flys smashed
by Kenken10 January 29, 2022
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Two

Two is a number that follows one and precedes three. In exponential form, it is written as two to the first power.
There are two people at the concert so far.
by Isaac Pennachi February 6, 2022
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Two Arm Stinky

The aftermath of spending the night of the bachelor party with the inflatable bonkin’ sheep
Jason ditched us and ended up with a two arm stinky
by Jenvoyant February 10, 2022
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two christmas kid

when mommy and daddy don't love each other as much as they thought they did and they divorce then the kid gets 2 Christmases
jimmy:I heard that billy's parents are getting a divorce
timmy:so he's gonna be a two christmas kid
by raybeez February 12, 2022
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Round up to two weeks

Age old saying that most people know of
it's been 5 days so come on just round up to two weeks
by feminists:thelesserspecies October 16, 2021
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Goody two shoes

Expecting every team or player that every cheated in baseball to get punished, penalized, or banned is like expecting every politician that ever lied to get executed for treason, it isn't realistic, and it's what a silly person that got their hands on power would try to do, encourage people to report on each other for breaking/violating rules. The same kind of kid that ran to their mommy and told her every rule their sibling ever broke while not seeing their own double standards or reporting them to anybody. Somebody that wants to discredit any team they weren't rooting for by changing the rules and game entirely when they fail at their own game. It's already their game, it's already thrown and rigged in their favor always, they should always win, and there is no excuse when they don't.
The goody two shoes that can be expected to follow the rules exactly is the one that makes life difficult for anybody that is human and not a machine like him/her.

Bach von Hitler ran to her mother about her student not doing all the work she assigned him because it violated her bullshit policies and procedures.
by The Original Agahnim October 27, 2021
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Japanese Two-Dong Stableford

When your golf buddy wants to make golf harder than it is.
“DeWayne wants to make us lose strokes playing Japanese Two-Dong Stableford rules.
by LokiDeCat October 27, 2021
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