rubbah slippah rippah

When you utilize a latex condom, and you slip it in her and the condom rips. This is a traditional Hawaiian method used for sexual reproduction.

Hoh Braw, last night, me n Leilani, we oof and I give her the rubbah slippah rippah. I bet we got tree keikes on da way.

by TampaWilt August 3, 2023

jack the ripper

the guy from Metal Gear Rising: Revengance

Memories broken,
the truth goes unspoken
I've even forgotten my Nammme,
I don't know the season

or what is the reason I`m standing here holding my BLADDEEE
A desolate place (place)
without any trace (trace)
It's only the cold wind I feel,
It's me that i spite
as i stand up and fight,
the only thing I know for real
There will be

BLOOD
SHED
The man in the mirror nods his head
The only one left

Will ride upon the dragons back
Because the mountains don't give back what they take
oh no there will be

BLOOD (BLOOD)
SHED (SHED)
It's the only thing I`ve ever knownnnnnn
(crazy guitar solo)
Losing my identity

Wondering have I gone insane
to find the truth infront of me
I must climb this mountain range
looking downward from this daring height
And never realising why I fightttttttttttttttt

And yes this was all hand typed while listening to the song
the song being The Only Thing I Know for real, aka the backing track to the jetstream sam fight
jack the ripper :)

by 1238476 January 15, 2024

Jib The Ripper

The alter-ego of of the one who is writing this.
He has manic tendencies, loves to burn things and is a complete idiot. Wears a Jason Vorhees mask. He only comes out when a alot of methamphetamine has been smoked or when awake for more then 24 hours.
He is distant relation to Jack the Ripper

Fuck, I made enemies with that Jib The Ripper. Now my house and vehicle are burnt

by Jib the Ripper March 31, 2024

Austrian Areola Ripper

When a man tears a woman's areola/s off using his teeth and swallows. This usually results in a lawsuit or two.

Frank: just gave gloria an austrian areola ripper
gerbert: why am i here
gloria: he did

by cornusthe4th February 14, 2026

Schrödinger's Ripper

It's when you get your dick ripped off and get it raped and inhaled like a cigarette. Schrödinger will take place if balls malfunction into the 4th plane of reality and fly into someones mouth.

Yo, Mike gave me the Schrödinger's ripper and smoked my pp like a cigarette!

by Seek44 February 16, 2026

Cignastti Taint Ripper

When your friend died due to an unfortunate accident at a local hibachi grill watching his beloved Hoosiers win a national title. His friends honored his life by performing the coveted Cignastti Taint Ripper. This act must be performed while giving the eulogy. Eye contact must be continuous towards his widow while removing your finest trousers, and driving your balls forcefully from the balls to the taint in a grinding motion. You are finished when you feel a slight rip on your chode or ballsack.

Chris died while eating a kickass buffet at Mr Hibachi. To properly honor him, AAron performed the coveted Cignastti Taint Ripper. There was not a dry eye among the attendees.

by Lord Chode Chomper March 7, 2026

Hat Tricks (Jack The Ripper)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to language.

Person 1: Are you addicted to language?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Hat Tricks (Jack The Ripper)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025