A noun that originates from Gig Harbor, Washington. It's used when a couple of teenagers get together and have a smoking session resulting in a large amount of munchies and absolutely no idea what food you want from where.
Ian: hey, you wanna smoke some pot?
Aubrey: yeah. Let's go.
17 minutes later
Ian: oh I am hungry as shit. Let's go on a Rip N Run.
Aubrey: yeah. Let's go.
17 minutes later
Ian: oh I am hungry as shit. Let's go on a Rip N Run.
by Hunter Salsa February 01, 2010
A theory which states that a mysterious force causes people to replace others' names if they start with a J and end with an N. Works 10 - 15% of the time.
Example of the J-N-Names Theory:
Jadon: *Walks into class*
Teacher: Good morning, Jonathon!
Jadon: (Internally) THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!
Jadon: *Walks into class*
Teacher: Good morning, Jonathon!
Jadon: (Internally) THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!
by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023
by danwick June 22, 2020
Chocola-ified unicorns and rainbows and butterflies :)
Girl 1: What is that?
Girl 2:*eating hershey's cookies 'n' creme* It's Hershey's cookies 'n'creme of course!
Girl 1: What does it taste like?
Girl 2: Chocola-ified unicorns and rainbows and butterflies
Girl 1: I want some!
Girl 2: No, get your own!
Girl 2:*eating hershey's cookies 'n' creme* It's Hershey's cookies 'n'creme of course!
Girl 1: What does it taste like?
Girl 2: Chocola-ified unicorns and rainbows and butterflies
Girl 1: I want some!
Girl 2: No, get your own!
by Hersheylover247 October 26, 2011
While drinking a tall can of half lemonade and half tea you save a child from drowning at the local pool, while still holding and keeping your drink ok during the rescue. - Half of your attention is on the child, Half is on your Half-n-Half.
Lifeguard 1: Chit-Chat
Lifeguard 2: Chit-Chat
(Child falls in pool)
Man: "Dang!" (jumping into pool. phone still in pocket. Half-n-Half still in hand)
(Man pulls up drowning child to pool edge)
Woman: "You saved my drowning child!"
Grandma: "Thank you sir! You pulled a Half-n-Half Save"
Man: Huh?
Grandma: "You saved your Half-n-Half while saving my granddaughter. Half of your attention was on the rescue and half was on your Half-n-Half!"
Man: "No Problem-o"
Lifeguard 2: Chit-Chat
(Child falls in pool)
Man: "Dang!" (jumping into pool. phone still in pocket. Half-n-Half still in hand)
(Man pulls up drowning child to pool edge)
Woman: "You saved my drowning child!"
Grandma: "Thank you sir! You pulled a Half-n-Half Save"
Man: Huh?
Grandma: "You saved your Half-n-Half while saving my granddaughter. Half of your attention was on the rescue and half was on your Half-n-Half!"
Man: "No Problem-o"
by jsanctuary13 May 21, 2011
Slip-n-slide sex is when you are fucking a girl doggie style and pull out and jizz on her back then immediately afterwards you push her down flat and thrust yourself forward on her back using your new "slippery" surface as your "Slip-n-slide ".
I had her near the end of the bed so when I was finished I had enough room for Slip-n-Slide Sex before raming into the headboard.
by Daring Darian Lake March 20, 2016
The act of, or participating, in a giant orgy involving the douching of female participants vaginas!
Guy 1: Dude were you at that giant orgy last night?
guy 2: yeah dude it was a total Mc Douche n hump
guy 2: yeah dude it was a total Mc Douche n hump
by LMFMC FUCKER June 06, 2009