Chocolatecheesecakes

Black girls booty

Hey girl your chocolatecheesecakes are showing

by Smoney7 October 22, 2018

chocolate-milk alternative

Refers to a "just as bad or worse" substitution-product/activity employed to supposedly "fill the void" created by a discontinued unhealthy habit --- the idea here is that while the milk itself may indeed be low-fat, the added calorie-rich and sugary-sweet chocolate has far more fattening ingredients than just the cream in full-fat milk could possibly have contained, and so the person will likely gain even more weight than ever.

Three classic --- and very tragic --- examples of a "chocolate-milk alternative" would be a substance-abuse recovery-program's giving a dry-drunk lots of high-sugar foods in place of alcohol, someone's switching to compulsive shopping in place of gambling, or a person's becoming harshly-snappy and irritably-demanding after giving up cigarettes.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

Chocolate Sombrero

When you're in 69 position with someone, and they take a dump on your face/head.

Dude, she game me a chocolate sombrero! My mouth was open and everything!

by shatteredframes December 1, 2018

chocolate dart

the warm dark anus of a virgin

Mike hit Brads chocolate dart

by Taco burrito December 7, 2018

Chocolate

The meaning of life.

Is there a need to explain?
Chocolate is the meaning of life.
The End.

by Hi 👋 December 15, 2018

Chocolate slut

Someone who will do anything for chocolate

Omg I'm such a chocolate slut

by Rrreeeee December 18, 2018

Chocolate Rain

A revenge term for when you find out your gf is cheating on you and instead of breaking up with her, you hit her with a chocolate rain. First, you take a bunch of laxatives before sex and make sure you are pounding doggy style. Then, right as you are about to bust your load, you pull out and swiftly hop forward like a kangaroo and cover her head with a concoction of cum and diarrhea. The key is to make sure this all takes place in HER bed and once you are done, you hold up both middle fingers and walk out with a huge smile.

Mike: Dude I had some wicked sex last night, I must’ve busted like 6 times.

Stoney: Bruh, my gf is a total gutter slut and cheated on me with some douchewad. So I acted like I didn’t know and I hit her with the gnarliest chocolate rain. It was glorious.

Mike: Bro.... NICE!!!!

by Stoney69 January 9, 2019