two room shithouse

A place where two homosexuals come to engage in sexual intercourse, usually involving fecal matter. Two room shithouses are notorious throughout the gay community and are even built by homosexuals.
"I can't find a dude that wants to bang anywhere!"
"Just go down to the two room shithouse. You're bound to take a dick there!"
by Puffy Butthole August 24, 2022
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Two-Inch Rule

If a married woman fucks a man with a dick two or more inches larger than her husband's penis, the act does not count as cheating
Husband: "Hey babe what did you do today"

Wife: "Oh, your boss came over and fucked my brains out."

Husband: "WTF! We're getting a divorce!"

Wife: "No, it doesn't count , because his cock was 8 inches and yours is only 6."

Husband: "Oh, yeah your right, thats the Two-Inch Rule."
by btcterms March 30, 2023
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A term used to explain that you killed someone.
Person 1: That's two down motherfucker!
Person 2: What the fuck?
by thatsqeqweqew December 30, 2020
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two bit floor flusher

Someone who sweeps an swobs the floors in saloons an dance halls for two Bits. About 25 cents.
by November 14, 2020
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cunt, two, three

yeah i know them... cunt, two, three.
by yousaidwriteapseudonym February 12, 2021
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Two

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by Abcvd January 07, 2024
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