I want to slap her before she slaps me, but I need an excuse.

Okay! Slap her on slap your dirtiest minded friend day.

Smart Idea.
by ecargvas October 12, 2021
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egg slap

Lifting up the penis and repeatedly slapping the balls back and forth as hard as you can
I liked when Aidan and me egg slapped yesterday
by Bigbody69 May 13, 2019
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Slobbering Slap

A slap that is given to you by your 2 best friends in private at the same time.

The people giving the slap, lick their hands and begin to slap their victim over and over.
by Eziooooooooo February 17, 2011
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slap-face

When a man and women slap their faces together and make out.
Tiffany sat in the back of the movie theatre to slap-face with Nathan.
by slapman9 March 10, 2022
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Lobster slap

When you go to have sex but they've had crabs for more than 8 weeks
Bill: That prostitute just lobster slapped me
Joe: fuuuckkk man
Bill: It's gonna take weeks to get rid of it
by X_x.Butnuggets.x_X May 13, 2018
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PMPE Slap

The per-my-previous-email slap is a rebuke of someone who has had insight or a course of action laid out for theme but has ignore that in one or more prior communications.

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“Steve just doesn’t get it. After a text, a phone call, and three emails all saying the same thing I had to hit him with a PMPE Slap…”
by threepio January 04, 2022
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