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4 hours of sleep. Too long to be a nap, too short to be a sleep.

"did you get any sleep last night?"

"nah, I only got a slap"
"ah sorry bro"

by slechea289 August 16, 2016

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slip slop slap

Having sex with a morbidly obese woman.

Last night I was at the pub and I hooked up with this fat chick and took her home and gave her the slip slop slap treatment.

by AussieKent July 23, 2014

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slap royale

the modt boring, and shitty game to ever fucking exist

slap royale and detonator fucking suck

by Mxghty December 7, 2024

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Him: Yo..what's up bro. I have a couple bottles of champagne. You want to pick up these girls and go to the jacuzzi?
Friend: Oh damn slap dog! Come pick me up!

Her: After I drop these kids off girl, we gonna go get our nails and are hair did and go to the club!
Friend: ooo Slapppp..
Aww yeah..we gonna tear it up tonight boo!

by SeanathonAllDay February 25, 2020

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Battery Slap

A battery slap is an attack commonly used by cretins to stun their opponents. To perform the battery slap, creep up behind your victim and hit them on the back of their head with the wires of your battery pack. This will stun them for 3 moves, allowing you to do a follow up attack, such as a bean slap.

Person A: ...
Person B: “watch, I’ll battery slap them.”
-slap-
Person A: “ahhh help, I’m stunned and can’t defend myself!”

by KingPrimo November 28, 2019

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