Muff scrubber

A mustache / goatee that collects the female ejaculate so you can taste it later on from your lip or lips. Sometimes sharing it with your friends and family.

Man I guess old girl last night didn't like my muff scrubber and it grown out too much and given her raspberries.

by Blaainiac July 9, 2024

Adam 'scruff' Mitchell

A pronoun used to describe parentless, virgin, rag head wearing, yellow teeth stained, smegma riddled, shit flicking, fag ash snorting, turna baccy smoking, rodents that can't afford essential items in day-to-day society in order to survive which usually means they are extremely skinny, ragid, stinky and uncleanly.

You heard of that fella from Aberdeen? He's a proper "Adam 'scruff' Mitchell".

by 100% floyd May 28, 2025

Soap scrubbing

The act of beating your meat with a bar of soap, shoving some up your anus, beating your meat with it again, then rubbing the soap on your face.

Christian took a bar of soap and started soap scrubbing in the shower

by Xylophone lover. June 12, 2025

Louisiana Scrub

Where do you dip your balls in Cajun sauce and start rubbing, scrubbing it all over your girl's back

Holy shit! Brother Jeb is giving his sister a Louisiana Scrub!

by mrsilvabackz September 26, 2025

workin' the scruff

performing oral sex on a woman

Man, my wife had me workin' the scruff for, like, twenty minutes last night.

by R. A. Trussell December 25, 2007

Front Bum Scrum

Called such due the way the clothing material around a woman's vagina gets swallowed up by her flappy lips, creating what is often known simply as "camel-toe". An image reminiscent of a "scrum" in the game Rugby, where in trying to achieve control of the ball, both teams huddle into one small area, much in the same way the material around a woman's bearded oyster get's huddled into her beef curtains, creating the Front Bum Scrum.

"Hey, Sally! How's it goi.... woahhh..... nice front bum scrum you got going on there ;)"

"Oh my god, did you see Jenna at work today? She like, totally had a front bum scrum happening aaaaall day. Don't even try and tell me she didn't notice!"

by scrumdiddlyumptiouspotatoes August 3, 2017

Bust some scrubs

In a commercial kitchen to start cleaning the large volume of dirty pots and pans left from the rush.

"You guys start cleaning the floor and I'll go bust some scrubs.

by Jack Spiker June 16, 2018