Definitions by Blaainiac

hihopingshitwisher 

That person that always makes claims of going somewhere in life in a big way.

Did you hear all the stuff that guy was saying? Man he's really going places.

Naw man don't be fooled by all that , he's a hihopingshitwisher!

hihopingshitwisher by Blaainiac March 12, 2025

Muff scrubber 

A mustache / goatee that collects the female ejaculate so you can taste it later on from your lip or lips. Sometimes sharing it with your friends and family.

Man I guess old girl last night didn't like my muff scrubber and it grown out too much and given her raspberries.

Muff scrubber by Blaainiac July 9, 2024