Rules

Rules are meant to be broken

These rules are actually dumb and imma do my own thing

by Lowkeyinjailrn May 12, 2018

Rule 35

A rule of the internet stating that if it exists, there is a wiki for it.

"Hey! Do you know if eating cereal has a wiki?" "yeah man, duh! That's Rule 35!"

by NINTheWretched August 23, 2021

Rule 34

If it anywhere, it’s mostly in onlyfans or the internet

Yesterday I went on onlyfans, I died due to porn, I wish I didn’t see rule 34 things.

by Stormin_norman64 November 4, 2021

creeper rule

Creeper rule applies to age gap in dating and can be applied from teenagers to senior citizens. It’s a gauge to the the appropriate age of someone younger than you that you can date. The rule states that you cannot pursue anyone younger than 1/2 your age + 7 years. For example for a 30 year old it is not appropriate for them to pursue anyone younger than 22 years old… 30/2=15. 15+7=22.

Tom: hey that girl over there’s pretty cute
Jerry: Tom you’re 40, she’s 22, creeper rule… you can’t pursue anyone younger than 27.
Tom: aww shucks.

by Peasey360 August 6, 2021

jean rule

A guy shouldn't wear jeans to his girlfriend's house, instead he should wear sweatpants or shorts so that way it's easier for her to feel him or see when he gets hard.

Girl: when you come over, follow the jean rule!
Boy: what's a jean rule?

by userk1147893601cm July 20, 2023

The Nukem Rule

The Nukem rule states that is is a bad idea to pre-order a game before its release date has been confirmed. The game could be delayed, or outright cancelled, making any deposit worthless.

This was brought on by the game Duke Nukem Forever, witch was delayed for over a decade.

"Hey man, have you pre-ordered Prey 2 yet?"

"Not going to bother, I follow the Nukem rule."

by Squarks February 18, 2013

The Knuckles Rule

The unit of measurement to make your dick seem longer than it is. (use smaller knuckles for better results)

Silas: what's your dick length according to The Knuckles Rule?
Mark: I got a six knuckle dick
Silas: damn bro mine is eight
Mark: are you using your girlfriends knuckles or yours?

by Robotlover1234 December 4, 2022