The J-N-Names Theory

A theory which states that a mysterious force causes people to replace others' names if they start with a J and end with an N. Works 10 - 15% of the time.

Example of the J-N-Names Theory:

Jadon: *Walks into class*
Teacher: Good morning, Jonathon!
Jadon: (Internally) THAT'S NOT MY NAME!!!

by Iwantfrineds March 28, 2023

Rit Wick Da N

A pretty good joke, also "a lot"

Hey guys I got a joke:
"Rit Wick Da N"

by danwick June 21, 2020

Slip-n-Slide Sex

Slip-n-slide sex is when you are fucking a girl doggie style and pull out and jizz on her back then immediately afterwards you push her down flat and thrust yourself forward on her back using your new "slippery" surface as your "Slip-n-slide ".

I had her near the end of the bed so when I was finished I had enough room for Slip-n-Slide Sex before raming into the headboard.

by Daring Darian Lake July 18, 2016

Half-n-Half Save

While drinking a tall can of half lemonade and half tea you save a child from drowning at the local pool, while still holding and keeping your drink ok during the rescue. - Half of your attention is on the child, Half is on your Half-n-Half.

Lifeguard 1: Chit-Chat
Lifeguard 2: Chit-Chat

(Child falls in pool)

Man: "Dang!" (jumping into pool. phone still in pocket. Half-n-Half still in hand)

(Man pulls up drowning child to pool edge)

Woman: "You saved my drowning child!"

Grandma: "Thank you sir! You pulled a Half-n-Half Save"

Man: Huh?

Grandma: "You saved your Half-n-Half while saving my granddaughter. Half of your attention was on the rescue and half was on your Half-n-Half!"

Man: "No Problem-o"

by jsanctuary13 June 22, 2011

Hershey's Cookies 'n' Creme

Chocola-ified unicorns and rainbows and butterflies :)

Girl 1: What is that?
Girl 2:*eating hershey's cookies 'n' creme* It's Hershey's cookies 'n'creme of course!
Girl 1: What does it taste like?
Girl 2: Chocola-ified unicorns and rainbows and butterflies
Girl 1: I want some!
Girl 2: No, get your own!

by Hersheylover247 October 25, 2011

Mc Douche n hump

The act of, or participating, in a giant orgy involving the douching of female participants vaginas!

Guy 1: Dude were you at that giant orgy last night?
guy 2: yeah dude it was a total Mc Douche n hump

by LMFMC FUCKER June 7, 2009

barrett (n./v.)

scenester.. never seen without a blood brothers/deerhoof/arcade fire hoodie/pins/tight pants/an ironic attitude. Can be expected to cry about girls, rattle off every band he listens to at a second's notice, and scoff.

Man, look at that kid over there Barretting up the DFA Records dancefloor.

by Ilovehim Though January 25, 2005