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Dirty Milkmaid

A man kneels on his hands and knees, pushing his penis and testicles between his legs. All the while, his sexual counterpart kneels behind him, performs analingus and masturbates the tucked, downward-pointing penis. The masturbatory act looks similar to that of a milkmaid milking a cow's udders.

This act differs from that of a Rusty Trombone, in that the masturbatory act of the Rusty Trombone is a "reach-around" with a back-and-forth jerking motion with the pleasure-getter remaining standing; a Dirty Milkmaid's participant is kneeling and the hand manipulation is between the legs, using an up/down motion.
You might as well call me Bessie the Cow, because that filthy whore gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.

While I knew she could play a skin-flute, I had no idea she was also a Dirty Milkmaid.

That girl must work on a farm, because not only did she she tounge-dive my dirt-pipe, but she gave me a Dirty Milkmaid.
by West Coast Buckeye December 25, 2011
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Montana Milkshake

The act of shitting into a blender, then emptying your Pony cum jar into it, then after you put the lid back on, press the smoothie button on the blender. When done you have created a Montana Milkshake
Man i took me a fat shit in a blender when i was drunk last night, so i experimented with my mistake and made a Montana Milkshake
by JustusH2277 October 5, 2021
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Dirty Milkman

Giving a bj to someone who has a cookie in his ass. After the "milkman" delivers the "milk" (jizz) he pops the ass cookie into the milker's mouth and yells DING DONG SPECIAL DELIVERY!
Hey, baby. I be your Dirty Milkman. I got a cookie for ya if you can help me make some milk.
by D'Bickashaw O'Shaghennessey December 17, 2013
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The Dead Milkmen

The Dead Milkmen are possibly one of the best punk bands ever, with probably the best sense of humor. Good band with a lot of good songs.
Mike- Hey Jack, what's happenin'?
Jack- I don't know.
Mike- Word around town is that you're gonna go see The Dead Milkmen.
Jack- Yeah, I'm thinkin' about goin to see The Dead Milkmen
by Nathan Fuggin' Evans April 17, 2005
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Milkshake Mcgrew

To be beaten senseless by a woman's breasts.
During the lapdance the dancer gave me a Milkshake McGrew.
by JD Henry March 21, 2008
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milking a dick

After ejaculating and while laying in bed your significant other grabs the shaft of your cock and begins to milk it to extract the rest of the semen in your penis.
Nicole began milking a dick (my penis) after I exploded inside her vagina.
by Milking a Dick June 18, 2018
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Milkyboro

A person or group of people who drink too much milk and often implode through shear frustration at how inferior they are.
Rebel had a milkyboro moment last night and rage quit
by rebel_badshot October 8, 2010
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