my friend who was a dry homosexual, hopped in to the shower and once they came out turned into a wet homosexual.
by sofasodapop July 02, 2022
by Smurfton December 20, 2017
the act of masturbating while crying, happens when you're fapping to some really fucked up shit or you're just sad and horny
person A: "bruh you good?"
person B: "yeah why?"
person A: "dude i heard you wet fapping last night"
person B: "..."
person A: "..."
person B: "yeah why?"
person A: "dude i heard you wet fapping last night"
person B: "..."
person A: "..."
by zero two's darling July 13, 2021
the name we call a guy at school because everyone hates the feeling when you get your socks wet and everyone hates him because he’s literally SO annoying and no one likes him
by fuyuhiko'swife November 19, 2019
Dropping my car off at the Mechanic's gave me wet socks. They said it was the engine; now it's the radiator.
by Soothingmemeguy55 November 11, 2022
by Rhoknows October 02, 2021