I'll eat me hat

figure of speech/phrase

Serious, deadset, no joke.
"Fuck off. If you can fit in to a microwave and shut the door, I'll eat me hat"

(eat) (me) (hat)
by LJS43CC311217 December 31, 2017
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Chain eating

The habit of repeatedly eating the same foods over and over because they bring comfort, familiarity, and ease. It’s often driven by the desire for something predictable and soothing in the chaos of daily life.
I’ve been chain eating instant noodles all week. It just feels comforting and simple after a long day.”
Sam: “Yeah, I get that. Sometimes you just need that familiar food to chill out.
by DonnaRia May 26, 2025
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eat blakc

The act of one devouring blakc. Truly THE word of all time, existence, in fact.
by getyomoneyup March 12, 2024
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Eat the put

Performing cunnilingus on a female while so intoxicated that you urinate on yourself immediately afterwards.
Bro 1: Bro, I got so hammered last night. I met a girl though.
Bro 2: Bro, did you eat the put?
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I booked it outta there when I woke up.
by Jimtkirk March 22, 2017
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This day is on November 15th, fellas on this day you eat your girls ass and spark a fat blunt after
November 15th is national eat ass and smoke grass day, the day all guys must eat there girls ass and spark a fat blunt afterwards
by TedyTSN November 03, 2019
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cake eating motherfuckas

could mean a fat person, a gay man, a couple you see in public, or just someone you generally don't like.
oh my god dustin look at these cake eating motherfuckas
by rocky69420 September 23, 2022
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toads eat choads

A phrase used to call a person or group a cocksucker. Preceded by calling the person or group in question a toad.
Crystal: Wow, look at that sweater Sapphire's wearing!

Periwinkle: Yeah, it looks so trashy!

(Crystal and Periwinkle laugh)

Sapphire: Hey, people like you are toads. And toads eat choads!
by Blues and Dumbness September 13, 2019
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