two night house

a house that is built overnight. often in a setting with a whole row of houses identical to one another. in an area full of lower class people who they're rich because their house is big-ish, when really, that house was put over night by a rather shitty team of construction workers.
the houses in The Colony, Texas

Ben: man, my house is awesome, ya'll should come check it out
Matt: i heard its a two night house.
Ben: shit.
by That Girl That Stalked You March 06, 2011
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Two-Line Ed

A person that only uses 2 lines in their rap verses when freestyling/battling.
Matty: "Yo my name is Ed, I'll put you to bed......ohhhhhh what now, munse."
Sammy: "Dude you literally just made one rhyme, your such a Two-Line Ed."
by Samuel Adams Wisner September 22, 2010
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McPoop Two

When your dog poops two times in one walk forcing you to use the same poop bag twice.
Let me get a McPoop Two!
by Tmurry June 15, 2016
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Inserting two fingers into the vagina while another finger is in the anus.

In most cases the index finger and middle finger are extended while the ring finger and thumb are curled and the pinkie finger extended.
Have you ever put two in the rung and one in the dung
Yeah to my ex she went crazy for it!
Two for the pink, one for the pink I always think!
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Page Two

A prison term for someone completing their sentence, walks out to the custody of officers that arrest them then transport them to jail to face more charges. Usually connected to the activity that got them prison in the first place. Charges that were set aside and "put on hold" while the person completed their time for what they were convicted of in trial or plea bargains. It can be very demoralizing to the individual charged. Usually pulled by authorities on someone that is a clear danger to society or just pissed someone off on the prosecution side deeply.
Sam just killed his number and walked out of the prison a free man and there were two Sheriffs waiting that arrested him at the gate and page two'd him. He was crying as they put in in the cop car.
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two shitted

One upmanship: "I went to Bali for a week" reply "sounds good, I just got back from a month in Europe" or "just had a shit" reply "man I just took 2 shits"
Oh no two shitted again!
by Messhall April 13, 2018
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two flick chick

When a man cums to fast he is a two pump chump. When a woman cums to fast she is a TWO FLICK CHICK.
by Clyde Deerhyde November 05, 2023
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