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two year olds

two year olds, also referred to as the terrible twos, are always having a tantrum if they don't have exactly what they want, when they want it. when they are crying its like they're having a fit.
my two year olds are having a fight about who gets the toy truck!
by Evasmth September 22, 2019
mugGet the two year oldsmug.

two seater douche canoe

One who is filled so much with douche that it would fit inside a two seater canoe.
That kid is the biggest kind of jerk. One might call him a two seater douche canoe
by SwagBadger August 28, 2012
mugGet the two seater douche canoemug.

two-way

A type of body suit or singlet with a two-way zipper that goes all the way between the legs and can be undone from the bottom or the top.
A two-way makes it so much easier to use the bathroom or have a quickie at the club.
by Alanbly June 5, 2024
mugGet the two-waymug.

two ton race horse

A BBC (Big Black Cock) typically found in porn or at the club. Bigger than the average black dude and way bigger than most whites.
Aaron Rodgers brother, Mega Rodgers, had a two ton race horse bigger than Obama himself.
by Jaw beg October 22, 2017
mugGet the two ton race horsemug.
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by Adujasty343 July 12, 2025
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>.0,I,0., Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna<Angel Jose Robles> Is Free I On I 06 /17/2025, An.U.dA.JuNADudE Seventeenth, Two Thousan d And Twenty Five<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

CRACK FOR TWO!

A female whom is pregnant and consuming a ridiculous amount of crack! Typically lacking any and all morals! A uneducated oxygen thieving human!
OMFG did you know that Ashley is still smoking crystal meth? Yeah she is having CRACK FOR TWO!
by Organiz3d Chaos July 7, 2021
mugGet the CRACK FOR TWO!mug.

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