John Cena 

Missionary position every single night

My wife was tired so I just "John Cena" her instead

John Cena by Bakerman14 August 27, 2021

John long middle school 

Worst middle school in chapel. Girls get dress coded for having there stomach,shoulders, or backs show and emo bitches be wearing stripper boots, dog collars, piercings all in they face and don’t get spoken too. School is full of liberal ass kids and fake bitches. Every guy there has abused or raped there girl.

U go to John long Middle school?Yeah it’s the worst school ever I was raped by my ex.

John long middle school by Cumsock3829 September 7, 2021

John bello 

A very mysterious young man who likes to sniff younger women, has a foot fetish and keeps little girls in his dungeon. He’s also the older brother of Maui. This is a very dangerous man be cautious if you see him

Omg John Bello let go

John bello by Yourstepbro September 15, 2021

John Moment 

When you spell something horribly

John cannot spell therefore he had a John moment

John Moment by Cumlordigan September 18, 2021

John’d It 

When you get yourself into a situation of biblical proportions and all hope seems lost and only God himself can offer you a miracle out

I went out last night and John’d it boys🥸

We’ve absolutely John’d it for ourselves again lads 🤯

You’ve completely John F Kennedy Jr’d it for us all mate ✝️

Alright John Stowbegs the 17th I’ve heard you’ve really fucking John’d it with the bird this time 💟

Don’t John It for yourself John 🚁

John’d It by JohnOSavin September 21, 2021

John’d It 

When you get yourself into a situation of biblical proportions that a miracle from God is the only way out

We’ve really John’d it for ourselves this time boys

John’d It by JohnOSavin September 23, 2021

John Cena 

Is hot

John : "Hey, how do you think I look?"
Joe : "John Cena"

John and Joe later got married and had 3 children

John Cena by hola nino September 24, 2021