because god hates noobs

The answer to a question you don't know the answer to. Trust me it works.

Cisco Teacher: David, can you please explain why you should send out an ARP request every time you renew your IP address on a class C network?

Me: ...because god hates noobs!

Cisco Teacher: 10 points on your next test as a bonus!

*we start making out(shes a chick btw, and super fine)*

by *insert middle finger here* June 22, 2006

Oh My God Particle

the gene in a person’s DNA that causes him or her to constantly text “OMG!”

I seems a large percentage of Twitter users must share the same DNA infected with the Oh My God Particle.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 8, 2012

Their Eyes Were Watching God

Possibly one of the worst books ever written. Commonly applied as literative torture to High School freshmen.

"Why the hell are we reading this damn book?"

by PapaFrita March 12, 2005

Zipper-Suited Sun God

US Air Force slang for a pilot.

The zipper suit refers to a flight suit - the one-piece garment worn by air crew members.

Check out the Zipper-Suited Sun God over there, acting like he owns this bar.

by Bill gronos July 2, 2009

God Motha' fuckin DAYM

The Catch-Phrase said by 2020 Presidental Candidate Chester Stone.

Person 1: "Look at this pack of Newports"
Chester Stone: "God Motha' fuckin DAYM!"

by Choblo November 28, 2020

God Knows I Tried

God knows I tried is best song to ever exist. It's by Lana Del Rey.

What's the best song ever?
Oh it's God knows I tried

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn August 22, 2021

calm down god damn

i what is said to people who don't even have to calm down,
which is what makes it so funny to see the looks on their faces

Joe: "Nice shot Fred!"
Fred: " " Calm down god damn"
Fred: " Shut the fuck up!"

by THe Artist of Weird Songs October 4, 2009