Mr. Moneybags

A nickname used to describe a "friend" who is in possession of a lot of money, in which you only hangout with them to barrow money if you're a couple of dollars short.

Jack:"Hey Bill."
Bill(Mr. Moneybags):"Hey Jack, whats up?"
Jack:"Oh I just got fired and I gotta pay my rent today."
Bill(Mr. Moneybags):"That sucks."
Jack:"Yeah, hey you think you could spot me some cash to pay it?"
Bill(Mr. Moneybags):"Sure. Anything for a friend."
Jack:"Thanks, bye!"
Bill(Mr. Moneybags):"No problem, bye."

Later
Jeff:"Hey Jack, what where you talk to that loser Bill for?"
Jack:"Oh I just had to talk to Mr. Moneybags."

by Zakap24 February 13, 2009

moneyshot

1. to embarass someone publicly

2. to have sex, then pull out and give the man juice via face

I was walking on the street and i saw this hot bitch so i proceeded to give her a moneyshot.

I woke up early so i had enough time to give one of my many bitches a slimy money shot (via face)


good good

by Sean September 28, 2004

Monet

A term given to a female who looks good from a distance but not so good close up, just like a Claude Monet painting.

1. Hey man check her out!!!
2. Dude i bet shes a monet.

by jordybo December 10, 2012

moneytalkacademy

A bullshit program where you give the consultant an idea, then he turns around and tells you it's his idea.

The moneytalkacademy is fucking stupid.

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

moneyplot

The one graph which perfectly sums up many hours frustrating data manipulation in an explosive burst of numerical explanatory ecstasy.

After an hour of building up his audience with dry equations and data tables, the present advanced to the next slide revealing the moneyplot.

by bah235_1 May 21, 2015

Gimme Moneys

When one says something stupid, say give me moneys meaning put your hand out and im gonna slap ur shit as hard as possible...thus Gimme moneys

Guy 1:(During a sunny summer day) Hey its snowing.
Guy 2: Bitch gimme moneys
Guy1:*puts out had*
Guy 2: *slaps it*STupid shit

by Mike January 14, 2004

moey dw

a fucken sick cunt from banx that fucken wears gucci shit cuz wallah you gotta get a mullet and a hilux and make sure you dont fucken forget the tns (must be white)

local banx gronk (moey dont ever never worry) moey dw

by ali290505 September 16, 2020