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tip-fingered

When you walk using the tips of your fingers.
"I tip-fingered across the room in order to make less noise"
by DicktionaryHarry January 18, 2019
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Middle Finger to the Earth

Basically something that someone says when they lambast the works of J. R. R. Tolkien (mainly for ignorant reasons like thinking his stories are racist which is really not true).
SJW: Tolkien's stories are unbelievably racist! Middle-earth? How about a middle finger to the earth!

Tolkien fan: You do realize that his stories aren't really racist right? Saruman is white and he's one of the villains in Lord of the Rings. Is that enough for you?
by CelticEagle February 12, 2019
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poop fingered

pooped fingered is when you are having explosive diarrhea
“aw geez i got poop fingered last night so i cant make it to work”
by black nugget February 28, 2019
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Five Finger Discount

Have you heard the black metal band "Five Finger Discount"
by PatrioticLynx March 1, 2019
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Stink finger

This is a derogatory term for the sexual act of being fingered. This is the insertion of fingers or ties into a sexual cavity, usually for pleasure. It referees to either the girls vagina smelling rather rude ie: fishy (like opening a tin of sea product cat food) or dirty in some sour way or the guy /girls hands having been grungy to start with. Really not a good thing. May also have references to anal or butt fingering. Which leaves the extremity smelling a little nasty afterwards. All round an unpleasant rather obnoxious experience. Can be easy remedies with intense hygiene protocols. Should rather be avoided where possible.
Stink finger. Stink fingering, stink fingered.
I have stink finger after fingering Sally last night. Oh dear: hope ammonia gets of off!
This is the 2nd time I've asked Elton to wash his bum before I finger him, now I have stink finger again
by The Noogie June 25, 2019
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Shaky Finger

Shaky finger is the greatest acting ever seen in a movie. It is when your dad gets mad at you for doing drugs so you tell him he doesn’t understand you and you shake your finger at him.
Man, my dad is annoying me. I might become a shaky finger.
by Donkleefeet July 28, 2019
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