by kelsarro March 27, 2011
Get the Russian bro mug.Referencing the Jonas Brothers in a situation were someone has fallen for a ruse . Like if you where punked by Ashton Kutcher. Instead it would be at the hands of the Brothers themselves.
The Jonas Brothers play a prank on their costar Chelsea Staub, where she is dragged into a lie about a broken guitar. When it becomes clear that Chelsea is about to be forced to defend herself, the boys promptly announce that she has been Jo Bro'd!
by Kroger Bob August 14, 2011
Get the Jo Bro'd mug.A "bro" who really isn't a "bro" after all. Deep down they're actually nice guys with good qualities.
Chris (seen doing a keg stand at a local party) volunteers during the week at a soup kitchen and has a 4.0 GPA. He's a faux bro. He also doesn't really want to be at that party - he just feels like he HAS to.
by Jennifrog June 27, 2013
Get the faux bro mug.by The Ultimate Toe October 23, 2014
Get the Toe Bro mug.Usally a douche, who is extremely good looking and uses it to be a fuckboi as much as possible.gets drunk and high all the time with his fellow shlong bros and gets girls when ever he wants because he is sexy as fuck and has giant muscles and a big cock. Uses protein to get fucking huge and eats pussy like a G. Most likely to join a frat in college and already dressed like one.
Every girl ever: Damn the Shlong bros are so sexy and have giants Cocos.
Shlong bros: Shlong bros for life dudddde!
Shlong bros: Shlong bros for life dudddde!
by swagman4748 July 31, 2016
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Get the Tampa Bro mug.(n.) choi seungcheol; satan
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