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Wet

What's wet?

Butt naked,ill,sherm,dust,PCP,primos,P-dog.That's what you were smoking you you couldn't taste it?
by JackMehoff1337 May 31, 2021
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Wet Andy

A wet Andy is similar to a wet willy but the finger goes in the victims nose.
"God damnit, Steve gave me a wet Andy."
by Wet Andy April 5, 2015
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wet dry

When a girls pussy is wet af but her personality mad dry
I went out with Jessica and she wet dry.
by George68 August 17, 2022
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Wet Jesus

The most popular ride at a Christian water park.
Holy water flows through the Wet Jesus ride, so you can get baptized while also having fun!
by WetWaterPark July 5, 2017
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Greco Wet

Specifically used in the circles of marine biologists to define the effectiveness of a current data set.

That halibut sample is Greco wet
by Schmeagler April 3, 2022
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Redneck Wet Wipe

When you're on the toilet taking a mean shit and you realize you have to blow your nose, so you grab some toilet paper to do so, then wipe your asshole with the now-wet and snotty toilet paper, thereby cleaning your asshole more effectively than just regular shit tickets. The best part is, unlike regular wet wipes, you can flush it without fucking up your septic tank or local sewage system.
Wife: "Honey, do we have any wet wipes? I've got the never-ending wipe happening here."
Husband: "Just blow you nose into some toilet paper!"
W: "Huh?"
H: "You know, like a Redneck Wet Wipe!"
W: "Gross, babe."
H: "Is it really any more gross than what just came out of your asshole?"
W: "Fair point." *honk*
by Crap-tain April 20, 2025
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Wet shiatsu

When you have sex while sitting in a massage chair.
I broke my massage chair when I got my first wet shiatsu.
by Bigwetone January 14, 2018
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