pragma-pissed

the state of being able to do something more efficiently and practically while intoxicated

i was gonna go to the movies, but being the pragma-pissed that i am, decided to get hammered at home and watch tv instead

by rishierish October 7, 2013

piss dynamics

A phrase used to describe the nuances of male urination. This includes complications such as the stream going 45⁰ away from the main trajectory as well as choosing the right urinal etc.

The most difficult thing about being a dude is probably the piss dynamics

by anonymous August 12, 2024

Cow Piss

How some foreigners misheard the Romanized name of the popular Japanese drink Calpis which is Karupisu, A soda made from milk.

Steve: Hey Joe, Do you have any drink that we can have for our pajama party
Joe: How about some Cow Piss?
Steve: What's a Cow Piss?
Joe: A Soda that is made from milk and is similar to a bottle of Ice Cold Vanilla Coca-Cola but looks more like a yogurt drink

by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes January 26, 2021

piss cum

Made by the revolutionary creamers friend group that had an unfortunate disbandment. Piss cum quite literally translates to ‘its calm’ because it sounds like that.. kinda

oh don’t worry about that piss cum

by fej fej fej fej fej April 19, 2025

Piss Cleaned

When you have someone over to impress, so you piss on the brown stain in your toilet to get rid of it before they see it.

She had to go to the bathroom, thank god i piss cleaned that nasty stain before she saw it.

by ZeusSeesAll521 November 14, 2022

Piss

golden liquid that can come out of your... uuh... thingy... and is edible but not recommended but there are things that make it safe to drink. and should be flushed down the toilet

Me: yo, dude i gotta piss
Person: k bathrooms upstairs to the right

by EddieBready July 28, 2020

piss durfy

when tha drank gettin you so durfy you start to see the grass movin n shi

yo this drank getting me piss durfy rn frfr

by Stayinskol_YT+TTV plz follow September 2, 2022