Bus Drivers' Rules

When somebody enforces rules that nobody has heard of until now.

In the winte of '62, I moved from the corner of Lake and 30th streets to get in out of the -31 degree cold. I came out of the laundromat that provided a modicum of relief from the wind and cold to catch the Minneapolis City Bus. The driver stopped but said I couldn't use my transfer, because I wasn't being picked up at the CORNER OF 30TH AND LAKE STREET. I paid the fair with a grumble, saying "This sounds like Bus Drivers' rules, 'You Make Them Up As You Drive Along.'" There was some murmuring of agreement from the other passengers. He didn't throw me out into the Minus 31 degree night.

by Past Pedestrian September 6, 2009

Rule 50

The rule of the internet (like Rule 34, Rule 63, etc.) which dictates that every fictional work will have a crossover with every other one at some point.

Person 1: Would it be funny if Sparklecare x JToH x Mega Man was a thing?
Person 2: Rule 50, man, rule 50.

by an extremely depressed bandu September 17, 2023

The 40 Percent Rule

When your mind tells you that you're exhausted, fried, and totally tapped out, you're really only 40 percent done. You still have 60 percent left in your tank.

The 40 Percent Rule is when your mind tells your body to give up when pushed passed maximum limits. It’s what I use to push beyond my human limits. To achieve and become a God. The One Above All. Him.

by Cosmic Garou January 29, 2024

Rule -8

If you ask nicely, I will draw it.

Rule -8 is so cool

by Boredom Central December 16, 2024

Rule 35

When convenient, a rule exits for anything. The limit does not exist.

I had myself backed into a corner, so I told them rule 35 allows me to butter the muffin.

by cgiby September 29, 2019

rules of ifunny

The first rule of iFunny is you do not talk about iFunny. The second rule of iFunny is part of the ship part of the crew. The third rule of iFunny is emojis do not make your memes funny. The fourth rule of iFunny is crop your fucking memes.

Person 1: “Hey have you heard about this app iFunny?”
Person 2: “Don’t you know the rules of iFunny?First rule of iFunny, do not talk about iFunny”

by WaxLlama564 November 7, 2020

Squad rule book

The code of ethics between a groups of people that classify them as a squad.

You can't use do that it is in the squad rule book.

by Shuggs July 6, 2017