The New School

The New School where even if you went here for less than a month we’ll consider you an alumni if you have clout! Most of the students are wealthy internationals who spend all their money on clothes or drugs. If you go to The New School and don’t end up with a nicotine addiction you’re part of the 1% but you probably don’t have any friends since the only sense of community comes from smoking outside the UC. Any friends you do have don’t care about who you are as a person as long as you’ll look good in pictures with them. You’re not a true new school student until you have a mental breakdown that leads you to dye or shave your head. Despite costing ~$75k to go to the school and dorm the cafeteria does not do meal swipes, they say fuck you give us more money and charge you at least $15 per meal. As well as the caf fucking you over so will registrar! You’ll never get the classes you actually want even though you’re going thousands of dollars into to debt to be able to take said classes. The university center is so heavy it’s sinking the block. For a design school everything is poorly designed, especially the elevators. All of the dorms feel like caves and probably have never been properly cleaned. The New School definitely doesn’t give a fuck about you, just your money and clout.

Why are they dressed like that? It’s not Halloween.

Oh they must be from the new school

by penisflytrap19 October 25, 2019

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High School

well, high school is this place where you go when your nearly all grown up and ready to live your own life but not just yet. In high school some of the greatest friendships will fall apart, you will meet some of the best people you will ever meet there and some of the worst. High school can make you feel seagull but when you finish it. you are gonna miss it. you will have so many good memories from it and you need to live them out.

1: why you crying?
2: high school happened

1: damn sorry dude

by imyour_nan November 2, 2019

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Westminster school

The boarding school where the pretty girl to slightly attractive guy ratio is so horrendous that it’s a common occurrence to get played by ugly little boys (<5 “8)

- “Woah did you here that the hot Westminster school girl got cheated on by the local Avon kid at the tight and bright???”
-“yea she can do so much better”

There is no better though. There never is.

by Newyorkcitygurl October 12, 2021

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Middle School

building full of children who think that they're edgy because they cover their source of knowledge with cloth shaped to fit and who pretend to want to die

-Middle School day-
Kid 1: oH IM soO EDgeEE cAUsE i haVV A hoOd!!11!1
Kid 2: *sob sob sob sob* kILl mE imMMm sO EDgeeEE My mOM GrowenDEd mEeE oH pOORrr mEE11!!1!!1
Teacher: . - . um ok

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 12, 2021

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