The Cambodian Space Rat is a celestial figure who seems to bless our impure and measly universe. he forgives our sins and leads deeper into the "Thicket" the only place he can formally adress you over a good game of batmitten. Most do not survive encounters with the Cambodian Space Rat. This demon of the stars is too good for the bible, God is jealous o what created him.
Oh Fuck, I forgot to pray to our savior the Cambodian Space Rat, I am only scum, i will surly punish for my materialistic ideals.
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