Masturbation Time Syndrome

An ailment usually affecting males between the ages of 13 and 26, where while masturbating time felt is much less than time used.

Guy 1: Where were you?
Guy 2: Huh, I was only gone a minute.
Guy 1: More like fifteen.
Guy 2: Dammit! Not Masturbation Time Syndrome again!
Guy 1: Why the hell were you jerking off...?

by J_O_Mamma October 27, 2005

good time girl

old euphemism, still used for: 1. tart, slut; or 2. sex worker, callgirl, prostitute. A woman who is in search of cheap (if possible, cost- and pain-free) fun, particularly featuring easy and good sex, very interested in the financial generosity of dickheads (a due reward for her looks and personality and class). May either be (see definition 1 above) an "Essex girl" a "Tracy" in her leisure mode, or (def 2) a professional at work. Note: the term is still found used where speakers find it legally safer, more discreet or wittier to view this way of life as "just harmless good clean fun for all concerned"!

Good time girl in the street in Soho, London: "Looking for a good time, govn'r? Well, I cert'nly am!"

by kofi May 14, 2003

All Time Quarterback

The person designated to play quarterback for both teams when playing street football if there are an unequal amount of players.

It's 11 people out here. We'll play 5 on 5 and Mike will be All Time Quarterback because he has the best arm.

by mistahsmif January 28, 2011

Daylight savings time

Some BS invented a long time ago by some bitch ass that robs an hour of sleep from all of us when we least expect it.
Also something that has deprived mankind of over 1 year and 135 days of time. (We lose a day every four years do the math)

"Ah balls... now thanks to daylight savings time I have to wake up at six instead of six with an extra hour of sleep.... damn you William Willett!"

by Dolfo 8 March 7, 2009

Wonka Time.

pretty much when you wanna fuck?, yeah a slang term for sexy.

Wife : Honey, Im homee !

Husband : Alright, wonka time.

by jennyboo(: October 12, 2008

DICK Time

Dick Time is a game played between two male participants. The game begins when one participant yells, "Dick time." Then each participant attempts to become the first one to give the other player a "tapper," or in layman's terms the first one to flick the other player in the testicles. After one player lands a tapper, the game is over the the first player to land the tapper is the winner. There's no prize in Dick Time, just honor, pride, and bragging rights. The game can begin at any time or in any situation and can only take place between two savvy participants who are aware of the rules of Dick Time and are aware that the game can begin play at any time.

Teac yelled, "Dick time," and flicked Ray's nuts before he could do anything. Tlac is a great Dick Time player.

by Cod11411 April 25, 2016

time-travelin'

The act of drinking so much that blackout is enevitable. This act usually is the result of a overly stressful week of classes or work. It is usually done on a Friday night.

Man, this was a shitty week... I had four exams, my gf broke up with me, and work was a bitch! I'm definately time-travelin' tonight!

by kezy12 February 16, 2008