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LRAD terrorist

Someone that uses a long-range acoustic device to beam pre-recorded dialogue at target people. Sets volume to low to avoid detection. Usually sponsored by either USA, China, or Russia government. Always claims to be Muslim when caught in the act.
"I cannot believe I got paid 2 million dollars to be an LRAD terrorist to all these people. I'm glad for this kind of support. All these people are going to be broke schizophrenics by the time I'm done. And then the government will think that I'm the only loyal one and kill all of them by firing squad. I would never openly tell anyone that I am an LRAD terrorist though."
by fangedWu March 9, 2025
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LRAD terrorist

A person that uses a long-range acoustic device (LRAD) onto people. They set the volume low to avoid detection by

bystanders. The person is given information about the target, and uses it to program speaking scripts for the LRAD to beam into the target. It makes the target think they are schizophrenic and being persecuted.
"I love my job for justice. I scare and harass people using an LRAD. There are so many people in the mental hospital now because of me. But I would never admit that I am an LRAD terrorist."
by fangedWu March 13, 2025
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Schedule Terrorist

A World of Warcraft (WoW) player who treats raid nights like sacred rituals carved into stone tablets by ancient raid leaders. They’re the first to say, “Sorry, I can’t—raid night,” with the solemnity of someone canceling a kidney transplant. Meanwhile, your brain surgery, anniversary dinner, or grandma’s funeral is apparently more reschedulable than their Mythic+ keystone run.

These are the people who act like moving a dungeon night is akin to postponing the Olympics. They’ll guilt-trip you for missing a Tuesday night 3-hour boss grind, but conveniently forget they could just, you know… log off.
“rivenz is being a total schedule terrorist again—won’t push raid night even though it’s my grandma’s funeral.
by Naeno April 14, 2025
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Vibe Terrorist

A specific title given to someone (or something) that changes the mood of a event or gathering in a bad way. Common occurrences of a Vibe Terrorist typically include paraphrasing or referencing something at an inappropriate time. Vibe Terrorist's can also target one individual within a group of people to feel unsettled.
Be advised, not all people with this title are aware they have received it, you must earn this title.
For example:

-Tim Knox and Brad Knox are at their parents funeral after getting in a car crash with many friends and other family around at the wake. Everyone is quietly in morning.-

Tim: "I cant believe our parents are gone..."

Brad: "I know. At least they went out with a bop."

Tim: "What?"

Brad: "Oh you know!" *singing and slightly bobbing his head* "~California girls We're unforgettable! Daisy Dukes Bikinis on top! "

Family members: (various whispers of guests) "Oh my gosh that's vile...What is he doing?"

Tim: "What the fuck Brad?!"

Grandma Knox: (whispers to a friend) "What a freaking Vibe Terrorist..."

Final Example:

-An old man living in the country is alone fishing on a peaceful river with a busted radio-

The radio: *Huck turned on the radio and hears a light humming for about a minute before it goes quiet. For the next few hours there is silence, until a sudden and loud sound of static comes out of the radio, which scares Huck*

Huck: "AHHHH FU-HUGH! YOU! *Huck grabs the radio and throws it into the river in anger* AND STAY THERE!...*Whispers to himself* Dammed radio, Messing my mood up, fucking vibe terrorist stupid- liberal- pansy- stupid shit right there...Imma keep fishing, that's what I'll do. *Now yelling* THAT'S WHAT ILL DO!"
by fed_not_a_terrorist May 27, 2025
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Wigger Terror Unit

“Yo mane, we went out to a Crime Slug show in Dundalk and they mobilized a wigger terror unit, yo. Them WAN was goin hard as fuck.”
by DaWigganometrist June 2, 2025
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