jack in the box

A fast food place that got their ass sued off after food poisening killed this one guy in california, but they fixed their food after that. Also has awesome commercials.

Kid: So what did Jack come up with today?
Woman: The turkey jack.
Kid: Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Woman: I know.
Kid: EVERYONE loves turkey!!!
Woman: But nobody's doing it.

jack in the box by KaiserMonkey September 29, 2003

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Jack Mormon

Any class of hypocritical, self-righteous bastards that are members of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints and are prim and proper on Sunday morning and in front of other Mormons, but swear like sailors at work, secretly drink like a fish, cruise the net for kiddie porn on their work computers and are man-whores all over town.

"Always take at least two Mormons fishing with you or the damned Jack Mormon will drink all your beer"

Jack Mormon by Demented Fish August 12, 2007

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Jack in the crack

Similar to Jack in the boxm except instead of a guy ejaculating in her pussy its up her ass

Did you see Anal Bitches #34?
Nothing nut Jack in the crack

Jack in the crack by lordonightmares December 14, 2006

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Jack In The Box

While banging a broad from behind, make sure she is facing the head board or some other hard suface and wrap your hand around her hair while humming or whistling the "Pop goes the Weasle" tune. When you get to the big "Pop" toward the end, slam her face as hard as you can

Hey I gave her the jack in the box last night. Check out her face!!!

Jack In The Box by Tyranize October 21, 2010