Skip to main content

J-milking

When you are too scared to J-walk by yourself so you wait for a big enough group of people to cross so they can stop the cars and you can join them as they're crossing being sure that the cars will stop because there is a big group of people in front of them.
There's too many cars on this road, I guess I'll need to J-milk it.
Good there is a group coming, i'll J-milk them to get across.
Instead of waisting time J-milking, just get across yourself!
by Rumatera November 23, 2021
mugGet the J-milkingmug.

PB&J

“Hey did you pull a pb&j on that motherfucker
Yea man, he won’t act hard no mo”
by Iamafurrysofuckyou December 15, 2021
mugGet the PB&Jmug.

Big J

erobb221's worst enemy
"yo lamont, i'm taking brit over to my place. I left a pile of socks for you incase you get thirsty Lamonting" - Big J
by Lrobb221 February 24, 2021
mugGet the Big Jmug.

J-Coling

J-Coled, J-Coling, J-Coles
The term originated after the famous rapper J-Cole decided to align himself with Drake in an attempt to claim the rap battle thrown against Kendrick Lamar (aka K Dot). Shortly after releasing thier song J-Cole chose to make a public apology to K Dot, and proceeded to excuse himself from the battle. Initially he received backlash for his decision, however, after the world witnessed the lyrical bloodbath that ensued, the world realized J-Cole made the best decision. Thus, the term, J-Coling it was was born.

J-Coled, J-Coling, J-Coles
To choose peace, to avoid conflict, to remove yourself from a battle, to choose serenity, to engage in mindfulness exercises and promote positive-self growth, to guard your own personal and mental well being, to enjoy the little things in life, to make good choices.

By: MIA the 1ST - Isabella Alvarez
Example:
Baby Huey didn’t show up to work because he was J-Coling it. Sipping his coffee, gardening and enjoying the sunshine instead of going to work at this rat infested dump.
by M-I-A May 7, 2024
mugGet the J-Colingmug.

J-Peterman

The Hemingway-style stories and flowery language used in strain reviews of marijuana on dispensary websites.

The blurbs on bud are like the clothing descriptions in the Jay Peterman catalog on Seinfeld.

"There is just no denying the fun and the versatility of this strain. Nitro Cookies so gracefully articulates attributes from both the sativa and indica side of the spectrum that I have no doubt that you can segue this high into almost any activity. So, whether you’re trying to relive Your glory days, down enough tacos for an army, or just find the perfect accouterment to a night of video games, Nitro Cookies might be exactly what you need." – Jesse Grove, Dope Directory
Hey man, what's the J-Peterman on this leaf?
by Da Do Run Run January 17, 2021
mugGet the J-Petermanmug.

j brenner

omg did you see j brenner at the movies the other day? He is a 9/10
by AlloftheLADIES November 9, 2010
mugGet the j brennermug.

PB and J

Where you insert a little tube into the tip of the penis, and pumping peanut butter and jelly through.
Hey Brad! Let me give you a PB and J! It’s only gonna hurt a little bit!
by Mr. Bending April 12, 2024
mugGet the PB and Jmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email