cum fiesta 

Largely similar to standard masturbation, but presumably more vigorous and, well, festive. Think of it as the Memorial Day of auto-eroticism.

You guys have a good time tonight, I'm just going to stay here, watch the O'Reilly factor, maybe later have a cum fiesta.

cum fiesta by Finneagan Cyril von Vandehagan August 7, 2006

cum shot of cum shit 

spraying a woman with cum shit

I just got done cum shot of cum shitting that dumb bitch

cum shot of cum shit by Scatty August 11, 2004

cum-holes 

cum-holes are a guy's mouth and asshole.

My roomie, Matt, uses both my cum-holes every day!

cum-holes by USAF Cadet August 27, 2021

cum burger 

dried seamen/spirm/cum

Jacob left a cum burger on himself after he got done jacking off to 'The Ozbornes'

cum burger by FuckYall May 14, 2004

cum slut 

A small rock Wallaby living in the lower reagions of the Australian mountains

Hey calum did you see that little cum slut hop of into the bushes you could have easely caught it

cum slut by Meerkat April 26, 2008

cum squabble 

1. the equivalent of a dingle berry, 2. solidified cum entangled within pubic hairs,
3. a big load laid out and dried on the lawn

My girlfriend had mad cum squabbles in her snatch the other morning. She had to use a fine toothed comb to get them out.

cum squabble by Bardez August 3, 2007

Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper 

1.An lnsult used to descibe a slutty person and who often give oral sex to men and swallows.
2. A term used to describe members of either gender who engage in promiscuous sexual acts with children under the age of 5, typically catholic priests.

Example 1~
Girl 1: That bitch ass whore stole my man!
Girl 2: Yeah, She's def a Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper
Example 2~
Mother: My son is a succesful business man at age 25!
Mother 2: My son's soul was consumed at age 3 by that Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper at my church!

Cum Guzzling Baby Slurper by Purple Butt Darts & Monkees August 25, 2009