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cheese monkey

by Anonymous March 14, 2003
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The Swiss Cheese Plan

A long winded way of saying “We don’t have a real plan.”
“Have you heard of the Swiss Cheese Plan?”
“Yeah it sucks, one of the drabbest plans out there, thoroughly needs changing.”
by Cowboy_ August 19, 2021
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grilled-cheese

The consistency of a old woman's Vagina.
Your mother's vagina is just like a tasty grilled-cheese.
by the buster April 9, 2009
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cheese factor

Describing or comparing how much money one has.
My cheese factor will help me make my decision if im going out tonight or not.
by Joseph May 8, 2004
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cheese-sloth

A derogatory term for a slow-moving, large woman who enjoys eating cheese, so much so, that she gains weight constantly. Most cheese-sloth tend to have nervous habits as well and smoke pot before eating their cheese. Similar to a grease-puss, but more focused on the cheese-eating habits of larger women.
Buddy #1: 'Did you hear what the cheese-sloth did today, brother?'
Buddy #2: 'No, what did that fat-ass do, dude?'
Buddy #1: 'Witnessed her drink a coffee cup of melted Velveeta, eat a wheel of Brie, and a half-pound of cheddar, dawg, can you believe it? She's so damn fat from all of that cheese, man!'
Buddy #2: 'It's a shame, bro, is she still smoking an ounce of pot every 2 or 3 days too?'
by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
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cheese factor

The ammount of meaningful information that comes out of a guys mouth compared to the ammount of stupid-ass shit that comes out of it.
girl 1: "Kyle's cheese factor has gone up recently"
girl 2: "yeah. Yesterday he made a joke about my breasts and tole me to "chill""
by <3s cheese May 9, 2004
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chode cheese

chodey aka cody is a chode cheese
by ADF June 26, 2004
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