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Blow J. Simpson

Slang term for receiving fellatio. Safer to use amongst mixed company, as many people do not realize what the hell is being talked about.
Billy: "Honey, would you like to give me a Blow J. Simpson right now?"

Dad: "Great Football player, it's really a shame what he ended up with."

Sally: "In the car on the way home, for sure."

Mom: "Didn't he drive a Bronco?"
by little red thread April 13, 2009
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2 skinnee j's

The most talented rap band ever delivered to this Earth by God. The ones who speak for those who have not yet found their voice.
"This songs goes out to those with coke bottle glasses, all you lonely kids who were the last pick in gym classes. We got your back - detract your malefactors. All you up in the back, UNITE LIKE THUNDERCATS!" Preach on brothas!
by BIG E June 12, 2003
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wet basement N.J.

New Jersey has the most wet moldy basements in the U.S.A.
by Paul Thornton November 3, 2007
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Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.)

1. An elite group of co-conspirators, greater than the Illuminatti, who happen to be your best friends. This group appears to be helping you on on their side, but are continually seeking your demise. Their name is derived from the most famous traitors in history, Judas Iscariot and Marcus Brutus. This team has all the charm of King Cobra, and all the smarts, training, and resources of the Navy SEALS and the CIA wrapped up in a suit of body armor. Any unfortunate event or personal downfall can be directly attributed to their actions, but you will never be able to prove it. Their tactics include personal life hijacking, anonymous Blackberry hacking, beat downs, and all forms of depravity and debauchery. They daily meet in their secret J.B.C. underground lair before you wake up to discuss how they will mess with you.
The Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.) strikes again!
by keith0824 July 18, 2010
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va j j killer

some one who got a lot of pussy in one night
damn man i was the va j j killer last night
by mwhite bloodz October 20, 2007
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Special J

A nickname for a super cool person, guy or girl, who has a unique way of thinking and a great sense of humor. People with the nickname, Special J are usually smart, sensitive, creative and extremely bright. They are usually very good at sports, especially mountain biking and surfing.
Yo! Special J! Surf's up! Let's hit it!
by anita curl February 18, 2010
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Donald J Trump

Donald J Trump lowered the cost of gas, boosted the economy, and made peace with multiple different countries including North Korea
by Donald Is Daddy September 2, 2021
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