scrum dick

A dude who nobody likes, or a dickless incompetent who scares all the pussy away

"Wow, that dude jerry is such a scrum dick

by dirtydizzle20 January 13, 2011

Dick Stench

The smell of a rancid penis that's not been washed for months.

Jerry: I seen some homeless guy yesterday, he was disgusting, he had really bad Dick Stench.

by The Masked Porn Star February 13, 2009

Prune Dick

An old mans shrivled penis.

I wonder what a young woman could find attractive about some old prune dick.

by Lord Umbarger March 22, 2010

Trident dick

an extremely large, erect penis with three separate heads. Often used in Indian pornography to cut budgets. Has the ability to pleasure three cavities, but does not receive three-fold pleasure itself.

Dude 1: Scariest shit last night at Luke's
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: We were all joking about who had the bigger package and the conversation really got tense. Jeff kept saying his was the biggest and we told him there was no way. He freaked out and yelled " I have a trident dick!" and then we all lost it and couldn't stop laughing. Then he started to cry and just whipped it out. It looked exactly like Poseidon's trident.
Dude 2: Word?
Dude1: Word.

by pleasurelover115 November 2, 2010

kissy dick

The act of a female preforming terrible oral sex by solely kissing around the tip of the male's penis.

Just when I thought she was going in for the blow job she started giving me kissy dick.

by Gentleman Drunk July 8, 2011

dick fixture

A roomate that is a complete idiot who never takes showers, wears the same clothes and annoys the hell out of you when you have girls stay the night.

Kevin is a dick fixture.

by yuri December 5, 2004

Leather dick

The part of a soft leather belt that hangs down in front of a man's pant zipper; usually 3-6 inches of excess belt due to either the man's laziness or cheapness to buy a correct-fitting belt.

Jim came out of the bathroom and forgot to tuck his belt into the belt loop, which resulted in an impressive six inch leather dick.

by Twogeniuses September 25, 2011