May 5th

National Rye Day. Be it bread or alcohol or dude, May 5th should be reserved for exclusively sleeping with, and/or celebrating, the grain.

Marco: Hey, did you hear about what's happening on May 5th?
Polo: Yeah, did you hear about deez?

by Synder April 29, 2021

may 5th

National send a d!k pic day
a day where someone you choose must send you a d!k pic.

Why did he just send me a d!k pic
Why?

Becauseits may 5th

by skibidi_braintot May 04, 2024

May 5th

National kiss your crush day

Zoey:That’s your crush dude!
Sam: Shhhh
Zoey: You know, it’s May 5th

Sam: So?
Zoey: It’s national kiss your crush day!!

by Ur moooom May 05, 2022

May 5th

The day that the love of your life asked you to be his girlfriend💜

May 5th
Them: Did you ask her to be your girlfriend today!!!
Him: Of course I did!!!

by XNightAngelX May 06, 2022

May 5th

National t*tty pics day

Bro she sent me tits it’s may 5th

by Erin jones May 05, 2022

May 5th

National kiss your boyfriend day

Yk what may 5th is? kiss your boyfriend day

by Lemonadezes May 04, 2022

may 5th

they day you have to let your friend fuck

may 5th

by keldodo May 05, 2022