Turtle penis

The long purple penis of a turtle that is straw-like

I want to suck on a turtle penis!

by Frostydaddy123 December 9, 2016

Starter penis

The tiny penis you were born with. It will eventually fall off when your adult penis finally grows in. For some men, this takes a lot longer.

I laughed when Don got naked, ready to fuck me. He still has his starter penis.

by dketb October 27, 2018

penis sap

The sap that comes out of a man's penis when he/she/ze/they ejaculate.

Ew! Kat got penis sap on her hand.

by PenisSap July 12, 2017

Floppy Penis

a Floppy Penis is when your dick/shaft is not hard and is floppy.
a Floppy Penis can also be and insult used at someone who's being a pussy.

sorry bae i've got a Floppy Penis
NATHAN you Floppy Penis

by HentaiHeaven July 31, 2018

harry penis

a small hairless substance that has a very charming odor of dumbledore’s dick

hey dude I love the smell of harry penis!

by Inzane In The Membrane May 26, 2018

Pencil Penis

An abnormally small and thin penis.

“Have you heard the rumor going around that Colin has a total pencil penis!!!”

by Hopoff3 December 16, 2017

Tylers penis

A very large penis

Tylers penis likes to insert autumns vagina.

by Beautifulstoner January 7, 2018