(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.
by Sexydimma August 26, 2013
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ross j park

He is your buddy in the corsa.
Wow look at that guy in that corsa, I want him to be my buddy
Ross J Park Pulls Up: Hey Buddy ;)
by Bens Nips March 26, 2021
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Highland Park HS

A rich snobby kid high school that pelts other schools with batteries inside marshmallows during home games.
Me: “hey are you going to the game tonight?”

Them: “no, it’s at Highland Park HS remember?”
Me: “oh yeah, better not go, i dont want to end up in the hospital!”
by keishaiamaiaomana November 16, 2018
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orton park

a hood located at the intersection of Lawrence Avenue East and Orton Park Road in the city of Scarborough, Toronto. There is an active blood set there but sometimes might run into "wannabe gangsters". their main opposition is Malvern, although not the entirety of Vern beef with them.
Mandem#1: I'm from OP (Orton Park)
Mandem#2: I'm from Vern (Malvern)
Mandem#1: saying you're an opp boy
Mandem#2: saying you're a bawty boy
by bumbaclotpaki123 September 08, 2020
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Ideal parking close to the entrance/venue. Usually gender specific
Yo! You scored some handsome boy / pretty titty parking right out front?!
by dagooz6942 March 22, 2024
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Jurassic Parking

A sexual act that involves one person teradactyling (performing oral sex on a penis while simultaneously performing hand jobs on two other penii). The person teradactyling then receives oral sex in the form of their ass being eaten out or vagina being eaten out.
Wow that Jurassic Parking blew my mind last night.”
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Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."
by astride November 28, 2023
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