penis marker

After u cum write your name on your woman's face with the cum left on the end of your dick

I wrote my name in Lisa's face with my penis marker after I came

by got wood? December 14, 2015

penis pelmet

The fat that bedangles below the waist line on a hideously obese male.

This can be accentuated by wearing a garish and too tight belt.

OMFG look at the penis pelmet on him!!!!

by james and heather January 24, 2008

Starter penis

The tiny penis you were born with. It will eventually fall off when your adult penis finally grows in. For some men, this takes a lot longer.

I laughed when Don got naked, ready to fuck me. He still has his starter penis.

by dketb October 27, 2018

harry penis

a small hairless substance that has a very charming odor of dumbledore’s dick

hey dude I love the smell of harry penis!

by Inzane In The Membrane May 26, 2018

Penis Humor

Sometimes your ding-a-ling just likes to make fun of you.

Penis Humor : 1) When you go to the bathroom in the middle of or after making love to take a piss, and it comes out in 3 or more streams, some aimed at your upper leg. 2) Premature ejaculation. 3) Taking-the-bus-wood. 4) Whiskey Dick. 5) Your penis never really cared how ugly she was.

by Bjorn Star March 6, 2010

Floppy Penis

a Floppy Penis is when your dick/shaft is not hard and is floppy.
a Floppy Penis can also be and insult used at someone who's being a pussy.

sorry bae i've got a Floppy Penis
NATHAN you Floppy Penis

by HentaiHeaven July 31, 2018

Penis Cuddler

One who takes enjoyment out of being around a penis

Mike: would you like to cuddle my penis with your mouth?
Cedar: of course! i am a penis cuddler!

by Mike Hawk (say it aloud) February 19, 2011