Masterbather

A person whom has mastered masterbateing while they bath.

I am a masterbather.

by talldrinkofh2o June 23, 2023

Masters Student Behaviour

Characterised in superficially sophisticated actions and attitudes evident in the way in which student acts or conducts oneself, particularly in social settings, mid day and early evening pursuits. Such, thereby envisioning themselves as evolved and trendy but making a point, particularly via dumping of film photos on instagram, of attempting to appear classier than their fellow Undergraduate Students wether actually doing a Masters or not. Typically exhibited by non-STEM students with an abundance of time on their hands.

Ben: Did you see Adam's Instagram post the other day? He was wearing a Tote Bag and vintage corduroy trousers in Hyndland to a Non-profit open Mic Night. He had one of those expensive IPA's too!

Ewan: That is pure Masters Student behaviour.

by bawthecat July 17, 2023

Masterbaterpiece

An exceptional porn edit that just keeps you going back for another spank.

That compilation of cumshots is an absolute masterbaterpiece!

by soulglider July 21, 2023

masterbatriotism

Masterbatriotism is the act of frivolously being outwardly, annoyingly, maliciously, and ignorantly patriotic… having never served the country.

Jim is down at the bar taunting a table of anti-war idiots and he’s laying on the masterbatriotism pretty thick.

by PARTANIOUS August 20, 2023

Masterful Marvin

He’s the best person you’ll ever meet, he usually wears glasses and has the best sigma jawline.

“Hey did you see masterful Marvin?”
“Yeah he’s handsome and nice, I wish he saw me 😠

by anonymous August 20, 2023

Masterbay

Someone with a massive schlong who cant control it.

"He doesn't know da way he's Masterbay"

by Giantzombie August 22, 2023

masterbation professor

A UBC professor who has a master's degree and is highly able to skillfully bait students to hang out in office hours so they can jerk off on the students as they put a security camera underneath the desks of the TA's who do their seductive bidding as well.

It's not enough to just have a master's degree or a PhD degree in computer signs to be able to teach. In order to become a masterbation professor, you need to be masterful at baiting and jerking off on your students in front of around 200 of them in broad daylight in a large lecture hall just because. You know, take your pencis and use it as a yellow crayon to draw on the big screen. There's plenty of space and room to draw whatever squiggly line you want to disorient your prey.

by MatrixEnergeticWar September 10, 2023