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Paper Zombie

The state of being that you find yourself in during and after writing a major paper for school. Your only thoughts and desires revolve around finishing said paper and procuring food.

Other characteristics include minor loss of motor coordination, incoherent speech, and looking like death warmed up.

A paper zombie state can only be stopped by turning in the paper.
"Man, that history paper totally turned me into paper zombie last night, I could hardly make it in class to turn it in."

"If I'm going to get this lab report done in time, I'm going to have to turn into a paper zombie."
by MR.MCA December 8, 2009
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Zombie

When a dude goes down on a chick on her period. Thus looking like a zombie feasting on flesh.
Dude, I just Zombie'd that chick. It was GREAT!
by herp-a-derp November 7, 2010
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White Zombie

1.) A really cool early 90s metal band fronted by Rob Zombie.

2.) A 1932 horror movie starring Bela Lugosi
Guy 1: White Zombie is cool
Guy 2: The band or the movie?
Guy 1: Both
by I Hate Conformists July 16, 2008
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Zombie Apocalypse

The Zombie Apocalypse is a 'Prepper' term used to define the collapse of civilization where the living will hunt and harvest other human beings as a food source.
The Zombie Apocalypse depicted in the movie 'The Road' people were capturing other humans to eat reducing them to the walking dead.
by Sound Chaser November 1, 2018
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Zombie-vote

1) To vote mindlessly, without thinking thru the issues

2) To vote habitually, either for a Party or for a Candidate, for no particular reason other than you've done this all your life, and so did your Father, and your Grandfather, and your Great Grandfather, and &tc.

3) To vote for a candidate just because they are black/white/female/male/hispanic/Maori/gay/straight &tc and for no other, better reason

4) To spoil your ballot

5) To forget to vote, or to be a conscientious objector to voting
1) I can't *believe America Zombie-voted for Obama. His policies were obvious, they all sounded good, but nobody took the time to think them thru to their obvious conclusion. Duhhhh!

2) I'm going to Zombie-vote Labour Party. I'm Loyal -- always have been. Our family have always voted Labour.

3) It's time to have a female US President. Even Palin could get in by Zombie-vote, if she'd run.

4) Dunno who to vote for: I'll Zombie-vote Reagan by spoiling my ballot.

5) Everybody running for office is crap. I'll Zombie-vote this time and cast my ballot down at the Pub.
by DaChieftain October 18, 2011
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Zombie Feelings

When feelings that you think you've buried come back and in full force. These feelings almost always result in heartache of some sort. Like a zombie, once dead now risen from the grave to eat you.
I thought I was over Jill until I saw her at the mall. Then I got zombie feelings for her.
by Pidgin March 24, 2009
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Dumpster Zombie

noun. Someone who clearly has no fashion sense.
someone who looks like they were rummaging through a dumpster late at night to obtain the clothes they are wearing
one who throws on anything with no regard for how it looks (i.e. wrinkles, dirty, stained)
She/He's a total Dumpster Zombie.
by absurd angel January 10, 2010
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