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Epic Wrinkle

1. A wrinkle so large and huge that for generations, old wrinkles will tell baby wrinkles about the enormity and unimaginable size of the "Epic Wrinkle"!!!.

2. Someone who has gone the extra mile in debasing themselves and reaching new levels of idiocy and douche-baggery deserving of a superlative when being called a penis wrinkle.
Jimmy: Dude look at your clothes, looks like you keep them in a bag of rocks!
Bob: Yeah, look at this wrinkle. Epic Wrinkle!

Jimmy: Only a penis wrinkle would say something stupid like epic wrinkle.
Bob: I'm not a penis wrinkle. I'm an Epic Wrinkle!
by Heptard December 10, 2010
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wrinkle star galactica

See Also: Brown Eye, Corn Hole, Rusty Brown's Ring Donut, Anus, Bung, Bung Hole, Back Door, Chinese Finger Trap, Alternate Love Tunnel, Poopshooter
I'll fly my fleshy space ship to wrinkle star galactica
by Mighty Smiter January 30, 2004
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Related Words
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Baggy Wrinkle

The act of placing your sweaty ball sack between the wrinkles on an old womans face.
Dude, i gave your granny the best Baggy Wrinkle last night
by HAL95 January 11, 2011
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wunk

a wunk is a wanna-be punk. a person who is normally a chave or some relation to the 'chav family' because you know they have connections! but tries to be punk to either 'fit in' or to try and find out what 'the other side' is like
person 1:why is he coming over here?
person 2:yeah, and why is he wearing srtiped ho-bo gloves for?
person 3:because he is a wunk.
by bexx666 April 19, 2006
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Wrinkle Star

The soft fleshy tissue between the butt cheeks. The entrance to the colon. Located approximately 5cm from the genitalia. Sometimes refered to as the anus.
by Dawn. N April 6, 2006
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Penis Wrinkle

An older man trying to pick up younger women.
I'm sick and tired of those penis wrinkle(s) trying to hit on me.

Did you know Sally is dating a penis wrinkle?
by missohnfl January 11, 2011
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Wronka

Smoking hot office babe that makes you want to bang her the moment she walks by.
"Hey, did you get a look at the new girl?"
"Oh yeah."
"Don't you want to fuck her?"
"I wronka, I wronka!!!"
by ishouldbeworkingmore October 12, 2008
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