Wonkanese

Wonkanese is a language and culture. People of Wonkanese can speak Wonkanese. They think a being called North Korean Willy Wonka is the controller of this Universe.

Billy killed someone because they hated Wonkanese.

by Wonkanese November 3, 2022

wondajplump

something you say when a plump person walks past you.

Wondajplump you are a fatass

by RupertCambridge February 6, 2023

wonga tonga

when you defecate in the toilet but it go boom, so you travel to spain and change your identity.

son: "mother... wonga tonga"
mother: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

by wothyy April 1, 2023

Wonga

Crazy

"He is off his wonga"

by Toe Chan_ July 31, 2023

wongatastic

To describe a good or bad event. Usually around a monetary situation

I just saved a load of cash in a discount! That's wongatastic!
My coupons expired, that's not very wongatastic!

by EngineersBanter August 6, 2023

Wonka Withdrawal

The act of putting warm baby oil in a turkey baseter and shoving it up a woman's ass and violently slamming her mud factory until she produces red chocolate and eats it from you cock like a soft ice-cream cone

Eric ordered a Wonka Withdrawal from Connie the anaconda

by Crissythumbs June 8, 2023

Wonya

A boss individual who takes nobody bs and will whoop yo ass if he has to.He also is energetic fun and definitely a celebrity in the making so don’t hate be great.

Wonya that bitch who gonna step regardless

Omg yall see Wonya dancing on stage with Beyoncé

Is that Wonya in that new Tyler Perry Movie
Yall heard that new song by Wonya called “Bitch Get Back”

by @ThatsAkai November 21, 2023