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Mary Warren

A person who is quite unique, artistic, and isn't afraid to be herself. Quite emotional, but in a good way.
Mary Warren went to the store and bought some random things she could do wonders with.
by yramsnekcidnerrawloves42 June 3, 2009
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traffic wardon

A male or female who has not been getting any recently and so feels the need to patrol the streets giving more fortunate people fines for parking their car in places that they shouldn't. Traffic wardons also do many other tasks which are important to maintaining the number of pissed off car owners.
"That traffic wardon is a cunt!"
by Kate June 11, 2003
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warmongers

it means tose enlightened Europeans over there in middle earth
people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones
by o.O duhhhhhhh September 6, 2004
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warrock

Free FPS.
Probably the best Online FPS game.
-Dude I haven't got 1 death yet on Warrock!
-....ah crap lag.
by Restrikted October 27, 2007
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Warrensville Heights

1. A suburb of Cleveland, Ohio that strives to match Cleveland in poverty, foreclosure, and general decay.

2. Probably the starting point for all the growing problems in Highland Hills, Maple Heights, and the Bedford area.

Antonym: Parma, Ohio
1. I was just in Warrensville Heights today and left because I felt that my life was in grave peril.

2. Any town bordering Warrensville Heights is screwed
by jarshrawb August 1, 2009
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Warren Buffet

Warren Buffet, generally acknowledged as the second richest man in the United States Of America, (after Ryan Seacrest), is the inventor of the all-you-can-eat restaurant concept. Back in the old days--before 1942--this was unheard of, but Buffet perservered through thick and thin and perfected the idea. Today, many restaurants actually use his name when referring to their unlimited offerings.

Buffet thought of the idea while touring India and seeing starving people. "What would make these folks feel really, really bad?" he pondered. The solution was letting them know that people in America can sit down and eat themselves to death anytime they want. "That'll put them Injuns in their place," Buffet stated, not realizing that Indians in India aren't the same ones that go "Woo-Woo" and live in teepees.

a bell and having a servant come over. After he graduated from boarding school and college, he was shocked that the world didn't actually work this way. He joined with his friend and lover Oscar Wilde and deciding to do something about ridding the world of poverty and hunger.

His plan was to simply kill off all the poor and hungry people. Fortunately for them, Buffet checked with his family attorney who advised him against it. "What a terrible police state we live in," Buffet was heard to say when he was told he couldn't simply get rid of lazy, poor, or otherwise useless people.

The Discovery of All You Can Eat

In 1955, Buffet has an epiphany. After he went to the doctor and got that fixed, he started working full-time on his "all you can eat" concept. The idea was simple: charge people a fixed price in advance then sit them down in a huge room with steam tables full of barely-good-enough food.

To make it more profitable, Buffet made the more inexpensive food of better quality than the more expensive offerings, to discourage people from eating too much shrimp and lobster.

Richest Man in the World

Today, every time someone eats in an eponymous "buffet", Warren Buffet makes $0.25. This has made them the richest man in the world. His company, Berkshire Crapaway, has a stock price per share of over US $1Million, making it the most expensive stock on the American Exchange. Buffet personally holds 55% of Berkshire Crapaway's stock.
Unlimited shrimp cocktail! Now there's a concept. ”

~ Oscar Wilde on Warren Buffet
by kodiac1 July 6, 2006
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Warren, Nj

warren is filled with alot of wannabe students. the girls wear clothing that was in fashion say 10 years ago. all the student think that having more shitty things then there friends will make them seem a whole lot cooler. also there are practially two races in warren. the white and the indians. the indians think that because they are indian they should get treated in some special way. wow if your from warren you definitally want to get out of this shit whole. and anyone that says ......your a rich town... well news flash were not.
dude: yo wanna go to warren, Nj
dude 2: na not in the need for gettin gay raped today
by warrenstudent June 20, 2011
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