This is an extended masturbation session of gratitude, formed by combining the words "wank" + the German word "danke" for thank you + "thon" from marathon.
Mom: Alright son, I fixed you a great supper. How are you going to thank me?
Son: Mom, I am going to do a wanke-danke-thon in your honor tonight.
Mom: Oh I am flattered!
Son: Mom, I am going to do a wanke-danke-thon in your honor tonight.
Mom: Oh I am flattered!
by SantoshGeorge February 21, 2009
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Dude what's with your hands! You better go see a dermatologist.
No need braaaahhh. It's just wanker's warts. I've been fapping about 10 times a day for a while now.
You might want to ease off a bit there broooohhhh!
No need braaaahhh. It's just wanker's warts. I've been fapping about 10 times a day for a while now.
You might want to ease off a bit there broooohhhh!
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Get the Wanker's Warts mug.A perjorative term used to describe wankers that ride bicycles. A repost to the inbetweeners' "Bus wankers!" insult, this is often used by people at bus stops toward cyclists who pass by.
"He shouted "Bike wanker", and threw a stone at me"
"If anyone called me a bike wanker I'd smash them in the face with my helmet"
"Bike wanker!"
"If anyone called me a bike wanker I'd smash them in the face with my helmet"
"Bike wanker!"
by borisyegerov February 5, 2010
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A whimsical wanker can often be found swimming on the dancefloor.
A highly entertaining person.
A person can truly call themselves a whimsical wanker when they have performed by themselves to Wuthering Heights to an unexpecting crowd.
The highest form of praise for a whimsical one.
A whimsical wanker can often be found swimming on the dancefloor.
A highly entertaining person.
A person can truly call themselves a whimsical wanker when they have performed by themselves to Wuthering Heights to an unexpecting crowd.
The highest form of praise for a whimsical one.
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